jami-c:

shut up

and

j a m

derseroyalty:

you: a young man stands in his bedroom.
me, an intellectual: four Dirks stand in an antechamber. there are as many chairs as there are stairs, which is to say a lot.

madfishmonger:

vuhii:

catboysolaire:

vuhii:

meme genre i like: real life images with video game UIs edited over them

have you got any examples?

I dug through my random images folder to find this. 

tatterberryart:

Goblin Week 3! Booch collects little things that people drop. He likes coins, but colourful buttons are his real favourite.

chefpyro:

2boats:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

I wonder how many open plot threads Steven universe has right now. Like, in total. Cause I can’t remotely keep track anymore.

• lars in space
• who shattered pink diamond
• white diamond? (not addressed)
• lapis fucked off into space with the barn so peridot’s living with steven again (resolved? is that a resolution? on hold?)
• pearl cant talk about certain things for some reason (not addressed)
  
• amethyst’s self-perceived inadequacy (resolved since smokey quartz?)
  
• what caused corruption and how to cure it (on hold?)
• jasper’s corruption (bubbled, on hold?)
  
• bismuth (bubbled, resolved?)
  
• the human zoo (on hold? what, they just gonna leave em all there?)
• who the fuck is the temple fusion (not addressed)
• peridot has never fused (irrelevant?)
  
• what happened to topaz (irrelevant?)

• that big floating ball in the moon base that they focused on but then garnet was like whatev and they fuckin ignored it like you KNOW that thing’s gonna come back in some way
  
• big fuckoff underwater sword??? last seen in EPISODE TWENTY SIX of SEASON ONE

@chefpyro excuse me but what bigass underwater sword are you talking about?

it probably was part of the temple that broke off

chefpyro:

Why did Dark Souls ever have a reputation as a hard game. This has been so easy. Have I just gotten good at it? I guess I did put 60+ hours into the first one

because people dont learn from their mistakes.

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: The forest is dark, but you’re all elves, so the woods feel like a second home

Fighter: “Wait, if we’re all elves…”

Cleric: “Yep.”

Fighter: “Then who’s driving the cart?”

jitterbugjive:

timing

patrickat:

anarchy-and-asoiaf:

selbstkritik:

:)))

[Tweet: If you’re uncomfortable calling a person “they” but comfortable calling them “it”, your problem isn’t a linguistic one.]

Friendly reminder that even in this economy, it costs literally zero dollars to use people’s correct name and pronouns.

wattpadfic:

me: goodnight moon :)

moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am asshole get your life together

Originally posted by courtnywhitmore