bogleech:

fireandlifeincarnate:

“hey, what if tumblr mobile sneakily pushed out a mobile update showing you stuff that people you follow like, you know, just like twitter’s thing that most people hate and find invasive. also what if it was automatically switched on”

Years ago I literally joked about tumblr putting your “likes” on people’s dashes and the comments were full of horrified “DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS” because a lot of people like posts they wouldn’t actually want to share.

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

marauders70s:

notjustalittledead:

remusmoopin:

so ur telling me that former death eaters can become ministry workers head masters and teachers who are constantly around children but a werewolf cant keep a job??? lol okay 

actual nazis in politics but people have a problem with gay people teaching their children

when fiction isn’t so fictional

@lycaanroc

ceruleanfuckup:

fatale-distraction:

anarcho-bulbasaurism:

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

“Jackie did I give you my keys?”
“idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”

arosu-sama:

Lola: It’s just a hunch, but I think she’s enjoying this.

yourplayersaidwhat:

GM: Okay… what gender are you?

Monk: uh… I didn’t decide yet…

Rogue: Roll for it. If it’s above a 10, it’s a dude. If it’s below a 10, it’s a girl.

Bard: Would that be considered … gender rolls? 

ky-jane:

PokeBOWLS

I didn’t share these here! I’m sorry, guys!

you know, i know this is a killer clown trying to lure me in to eat me but damn, it seems worth the risk

honeyjarr:

i desperately wanted to draw a comic and i fffffffucking love this text post, 

silver-tongues-blog:

lunaaltare:

yelnatszeroni:

winelust:

1r7:

QUICK TELL ME A BULLSHIT ARGUMENT YALL SEEN UP HERE

Tide pod jokes are appropriative of ND culture.

Telling people to go outside is abelist.

“Black washing”

I’m gonna list the best of the best:

Trans men can say dyke

Anorexics have thin privilege

Telling people to not drink soda too much is classism

St*pid is a slur

Not explaining AAVE is ableist

Personal hygiene is misogynistic

Lotioning skin is a result of the patriarchy

The n-word can be reclaimed by non-black groups who’ve been called slurs that have the n-word in them.

Telling radfems to bathe they stank ass coochie is misogynistic.

if you masturbate youre a pedophile

playing minecraft is problematic

ace/bi people have “passing privilege”

OH, also this one
Kinning a character means everything you do is canon to them

valucard: