Silver Tongue

all-seeing-ifer:

cupcakeshakesnake:

loycos:

molded-from-clay:

snapbacksteven:

I feel like the humor in SU is one of the more underrated aspects of the show so let’s have a thread quoting our favorite funny moments! I’ll start

“NO MORE ROUGHHOUSING YOU’LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK”

“I really wanted to see your Krol.”

“Wow, it’s like an oven in here!”

“You think /that’s/ hot??”

“Yeah, like an oven!”

“YOU’VE RUINED THE RUINS!!”

“I guess I’m just too tough to cry.”

“Just yesterday you were crying about snakes.”

“T h e y  d o n ‘ t   h a v e  a n y  a r m s !”

*sees friend get murdered* “is it bad that im getting desensitized to this?

i’m so glad that heathers (1988) and heathers the musical are the only two versions of heathers that will ever exist

questbedhead:

I fucking love Barry Bluejeans cause, okay, imagine you’re like, the store keep at a dark magic shop or smthn, and you’re up to your regular nefarious retail shenanigans when in walks in this guy. This, this fucking chubby-fantasy-Tom-Arnold looking motherfucker. This guy who looks like you’d find him shopping for lightbulbs at the Home Depot on a Saturday morning. This guy who looks like he belongs in the footwear section of a department store, comparing the prices between nearly identical pairs of plain white socks. This guy comes into your incredibly deadly and illegal Darke Magyk Emporium flanked by a pair of incredibly hot elf twins. They come up to the counter and ask if you have any books with level 12 spells. Level 12? you ask, skeptical, but cautious. 12 or higher, says This Guy, with a shrug. The elves look bored. 

You pull down an enormous spellbook from the fancy, imposing shelf you have behind the counter. You have to climb the cool roll-y-ladder-thing to get it, and it is fucking heavy. It has tarnished silver clasps. It’s got arcane symbols and pictures drawn in beautiful, terrible detail. It is bound in fucking dwarf skin. You put the book on the counter with an ominous boom and This Fucking Guy goes oh neat!, like he’s looking at a half-off sale on Bran Flakes instead of an incredibly sick and dangerous magykal tome. 

This Guy flips through the spell book. The pages are thick yellow parchment that smell inexplicably of rotting flora. This Guys hands are soft, and look kinda sweaty. He lands on a page in the middle and excitedly points to a spell, sliding the book towards one of the Hot Elves. The Hot Elf is equally excited, and you watch in horror as the two of them coo over some of the most diabolical Necrotic incantations you have ever seen like newlyweds browsing through novelty kitchenware. The other Hot Elf has picked all the molars out of the jar of teeth you keep on the counter and is rolling them like dice. 

This Guy has decided to buy the spellbook. You ask what he’s willing to pay, in your best spooky salesperson voice. He digs through his jeans for a moment and pulls out a handful of thick, golden coins. They are engraved with pictures of strange, otherworldly creatures. The writing on them strains your eyes. You are literally having trouble comprehending what This Motherfucking Guy is trying to hand you right now. Who even is this Guy?? You try an Deception check. This Guy is not trying to trick you. You try and insight check. This Guy is completely sincere. You try True Sight. This Guy is a mother fucking lich. 

There is a Mother Fucking Lich in your shop and he looks like a middle-aged house-husband. 

This Mother Fucking Lich buys the book with his weird coins. One of the Insanely Hot Elves drapes themselves over his shoulders. None of them bother clean up the teeth all over your counter. As the three of them head out of your shop you call out to them, in horrified reverence who the fuck even ARE you??

The Lich looks over his shoulder and stares you dead in the eyes. My name is Barry Bluejeans he says, deadpan. You die, instantly. He leaves. As whatever sinister machinations you have prepared for your inevitable doom are set into motion, you realize one of the Hot Elves switched the gold coins out for candlenights gelt. Anywho that’s why I love Barold thanks for coming to my Ted Tal

thespectacularspider-girl:
“ klubbhead:
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Fucking nuked from orbit
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thespectacularspider-girl:

klubbhead:

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Fucking nuked from orbit

fueled-by-nightcore:
“ onceler-vore-fanfic:
“ adamtots:
“There is beauty all around us.
”
ADAM ?
”
It’s as if leaving Buzzfeed already made him a better artist.
Adam Ellis Renaissance 2018
”
2018 is the year of artist rebirth

fueled-by-nightcore:

onceler-vore-fanfic:

adamtots:

There is beauty all around us.

ADAM ?

It’s as if leaving Buzzfeed already made him a better artist.

Adam Ellis Renaissance 2018

2018 is the year of artist rebirth

A Very Important PSA To The Youtube Community!!

yeahwellthatistrue:

andreashettle:

plap-slap:

I’m going to make this as quick as possible before you scroll by this with boredom, I swear to you it’s very important. 

Please end craptions.

I was just watching the “Who Killed Markiplier,” series and being very hard of hearing, use closed captions for everything I watch. In this case, the captions ruined some of it for me. 

Very few Youtubers caption their own videos, even less have good volunteers for it. Please don’t scroll by just yet, and remember that you’re not the only one who enjoys watching videos. 

Many captions are awful, spoiling, or downright ableist with several slurs. Here is an example that actually makes me sick to my stomach. 


If you have to time to help out the Deaf/Hard of Hearing community by captioning videos, here are some examples of what not to do.

  • Please do not add your own commentary. 
  • Please don’t put your own sentences in parenthesis. 
  • Please no “That’s what she said,” Lenny Faces, or XD’s in your captions. 
  • Please don’t add actions if they’re visible on camera. 
  • Please don’t add things such as “*Sassy face.* “(Bye Felicia!)” etc. 
  • Don’t add things such as  [ ___ is tired of ___ shit.]
  • For things like Antisepticeye, or Darkiplier, don’t type  ļị̱̙k͇̺͚͜e̫ ͙̩th̞i҉̭̯̙s͕̠̪͍̤͞, it’s too hard to read and captions go by fast.

Things you can do!

  1. Add everything said! No line is too unimportant to be skipped or shortened! 
  2. If everyone is talking at once, add [Name], hyphens to show an interruption, etc. 
  3. Add [Offscreen] and the noise heard/things said. 


Just remember this, if it’s not in the video, don’t put it in the captions!!

Thank you, and love from this HoH kid.

Ditto to all the above.

Don’t rely on auto-generated craptions. Sometimes they fool you: they can seem okay for a few lines, then suddenly have all kinds of weird transcription errors that only a human being can recognize and correct. If you genuinely care about enabling people who are deaf, hard of hearing, or have auditory processing disorder actually understanding what is said or done in your videos, then use HUMAN edited captions.

In addition to the tips shared by @plap-slap above:

Also include information on tone of voice, especially in circumstances where the tone of voice conflicts with the facial expression/body language, or where the person’s body language can’t be seen because they’re off screen, or if the tone of voice conflicts with content of what is said.  For example, someone says “I’m fine” but they sound angry or sad, then indicating their tone of voice matters in how the viewer interprets the scene. Tone of voice can be indicated in parentheses.

 During conversations, be sure to indicate who is speaking, ESPECIALLY for off-screen speakers, but even for on-screen speakers. I can’t count the number of times I have had to re-watch and re-watch a poorly captioned video before finally making sense out of a conversation where it wasn’t clear who was saying which line. Or the number of times that I have belatedly discovered that I had completely misinterpreted what was happening because I thought one person said a thing, when it was actually the other person who said it. You can indicate the speaker similar to how it is done in a script, for example:

Victim: Help, save me!

Supergirl: I will save you!

(Except you might use the victim’s name, if the character has a name.)

It helps if you put a line break and start a new line each time that a different person is speaking. Don’t mush one person’s line into the line of the next person, even if there’s still room to fit it in. START A NEW LINE. This will help signal that the person speaking this sentence now, is not the same person who said the previous sentence.

YES, do indicate noises that are happening, particularly sounds that tell you what is happening off screen or that are not otherwise obvious from the action that we can see on the screen. (Sounds usually go inside parentheses, so they won’t be interpreted as lines being said by people.) 

I once watched a scene at the start of a comedic show with Spanish subtitles instead of English captions (for reading practice in Spanish). Foreign translation subtitles usually leave out sound descriptions, so in this scene I just saw a woman who was trying to sleep but tossing restlessly in bed unable to sleep. I thought she just had insomnia and thought the rest of the episode was going to be a series of hilarious attempts to solve the insomnia or something. But then when I got to the next scene, I realized part way into the woman’s conversation with her friends about her restless night that something was REALLY OFF in how I had interpreted what was happening when she was tossing so restlessly in bed. So I went back to re-watch this scene, this time with English captions written for deaf viewers, which meant that it included references to what sounds were happening in the background. This is when I finally understood that there were a lot of random noises in the background–and from the way the woman kept reacting exactly as each sound was reported in the captions, it was so clear that she was reacting directly to each sound, being annoyed and distracted by the sound. So she wasn’t struggling with insomnia, she was struggling with the annoyance of these noises keeping her awake. 

Leaving the sounds out of the captions can in some cases COMPLETELY TRANSFORM how deaf/HoH viewers understand or interpret what’s happening on the screen. Sounds convey a lot of information that might not come through in dialogue alone: someone slamming a door off screen or slamming plates or whatever onto a table tells us a lot about their mood, for example.

Is someone knocking at the door? Or calling out someone’s name off screen? Put that in the captions. Are there footsteps being heard in what is otherwise a seemingly empty parking garage? Say that in the captions! Phone ringing? Microwave dinging? Say it in the captions! Any sound that helps us understand what is happening in the environment should be indicated (in parentheses) in the captions.

Any sound that a person reacts to should be indicated in the captions so we understand what they’re reacting to. I have often been confused by characters who just randomly stop talking and look at the door for no immediately apparent reason. Sure, I do usually figure out there must have been either a knock or a doorbell once I see them open the door and see that someone is there. But it would save me that annoying/frustrating moment of confusion if the captions could just SAY that there is a knock or ringing doorbell. 

Any important sound that the character is ignoring should also be indicated, so we know the sound is there and realize they’re ignoring it. For example if someone knocks at the door but the character maybe looks at the door but otherwise just ignores it, that tells us they’re either avoiding people in general or maybe ignoring one person in particular who they think might be at the door.

Also: if you see any garbage in the captions, go to edit it, and click the little flag. I don’t know what it does, but I’m pretty sure if a caption YOU write gets flagged enough, you can’t make them anymore.

cardozzza:

lohver:

do you ever wonder how many strangers hate you because of how someone else described you to them

So I met this girl and we really hit it off. She was so funny, so sweet, so kind. And just had a real gentle way about her. We quickly became friends. A week later, the guy I was dating found out and was furious. Apparently this was his Evil Bitch Ex he had told me allll about.

I was shocked. This sweet wonderful girl didn’t match at all the picture of the Evil Bitch Ex he had described. Turned out, what made her an evil bitch was that she finally got tired of being walked all over and left him. She wasn’t hateful, cruel, selfish, anything like that.

Sometimes I wonder if I am the new Evil Bitch Ex, and I’m so glad I got away lol.

septemberfirst1989:

scotchtapeofficial:

ayanak:

Kin? No reverse kin. That character is me now, accept it bitch.

dave strider has kin memories from my childhood of getting beat up by the neighbor kids

new ask meme what characters would kin me

lunaaltare:

yelnatszeroni:

winelust:

1r7:

QUICK TELL ME A BULLSHIT ARGUMENT YALL SEEN UP HERE

Tide pod jokes are appropriative of ND culture.

Telling people to go outside is abelist.

“Black washing”

I’m gonna list the best of the best:

Trans men can say dyke

Anorexics have thin privilege

Telling people to not drink soda too much is classism

St*pid is a slur

Not explaining AAVE is ableist

Personal hygiene is misogynistic

Lotioning skin is a result of the patriarchy

The n-word can be reclaimed by non-black groups who’ve been called slurs that have the n-word in them.

Telling radfems to bathe they stank ass coochie is misogynistic.

if you masturbate youre a pedophile

playing minecraft is problematic

ace/bi people have “passing privilege”