Silver Tongue

fattyatomicmutant:

mysharona1987:

The screenwriter even admitted this, by the way.

Oh my fucking god we’re trapped in the timeline Marty fucked up

This is why we dont have 15 jaws movies and hoverboards

hexmaniacmareen:

aqua-cultured:

mvtk42:

weavemama:

weavemama:

weavemama:

rich people paid 100k to go to trump’s 1 year anniversary party and he’s not gonna even be there because he has to stay in DC to deal with the government shutdown

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some rich people even paid 250k to sit at the same dinner table as trump……… 

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this is like dashcon but for the super rich power elites I’m screaming

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this is like fyre festival but

oh so much better

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IMAGINE PAYING 250K TO EAT AT A PLACE WITH 15 HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS, YALL

to be honest, this is exactly what i expect from people who bought unfiltered seawater because it was “exotic”

bertmacklin-atf:

Good headline.

dreamsweetinseamajor:

the only two genders are dungeons and dragons

What about pathfinders?

land-of-birds-and-comics:

land-of-birds-and-comics:

god i just found this again while folder cleaning

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one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same

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one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck

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get on his fucking level, mickey

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garrettshunk:

your name but with the first letter of your url in front of it

gunnyryan:

just-shower-thoughts:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

pep-squad-lizzie:

actualpirateking:

not only do i want the penguins NOT to visit the white house this year, i also want them to give the most thinly veiled excuses possible when asked. like oh, sorry we can’t be at the white house… sidney’s got a cold… tanger is washing his hair that day… geno just forgot how to speak english… not that we’d expect his russian to be too much trouble for the current white house staff, but all the same, 

oh my god wait this post is about hockey

feistyfrank:

where is the justice