singularsensatiion:

really feeling this tweet (x)

otherwindow:

lrontarkus:

otherwindow:

Necromancers experienced with gardening letting brightly coloured flowers blossom all over their skeletal horde.

combining necromancy and botany to send your lover a skeleton adorned with roses.  how necRomantic

crystalelemental:

leggo my nihilego

sollux-png:

You can’t ship irl people. You can’t have “headcanons” for irl people. You can’t fucking headcanon they’re trans if they’re not trans people irl. Stop fucking doing that.

hawxkeye:

tonystarksource:

Sometimes there isn’t a way out, Tony.

#oh god#she doesn’t even make it out of the door she hits the ground in a very final thud#the guy in the front tells jimmy to stay with tony and then gets out and he barely lasts longer than she did#jimmy shoves tony down. makes him keep his head down.#a good soldier keeping the civilian safe.#he gets out to do what he has to and when you see the bullet holes tear through the side of the vehicle#a mere second after the door closes#jimmy is gone.#he never got the picture he wanted with Tony.#you don’t understand.#Tony has to live with HIS WEAPON SYSTEMS#HIS EXPLOSIVES#being what helped kill these soldiers.#and he lives with this. with shrapnel near his heART FROM HIS OWN BOMB.#but what will haunt and wound him most#is the three people he laughed with in the cab of that humvee (i think t’s a humvee)#the lIVES OF SOLDIERS#that didn’t make it out#it’s been confirmed they all died. the three from the vehicle.#also i looked it up: yes it’s a humvee.#no tony doesn’t see himself or any of the avengers or even shield agents as soldiers#they’re not fighting a war they’re just stopping strange occurences. he doesn’t see himself as a hero.#the heroes are these three.#the heroes are soldiers. (via @ferrariius)

bopulence:

dvandom:

bogleech:

Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous”

Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

I’m personally in a monogamous relationship with burger king so they aren’t wrong

i’m a slut for wendys and papa johns

project-beast:

project-beast:

every lesbian overwatch player i talk to says Ana Amari is their favorite and what is it about that woman that’s a lesbian magnet

reblog with your sexuality + your favorite overwatch hero (not your main, the character you actually love the most unless your main IS your fav)

maptitude1:

These maps, created with data from okcupid, show how users of the dating site from different US states answer some very interesting questions. The legends are a bit misleading - the brightest green, for example, just goes to the state with the highest proportion of “yes” answers, and doesn’t mean that everyone in the state answered yes - but they still show some intriguing trends.

(Source)

bluehawk54:

bluehawk54:

At what point, when putting together photoset that comprises of 34 uncropped frames of some scene from Bob’s Burgers that barely differ from each other in the slightest other than what’s subtitled, do you think “this is better than just posting a video of this scene”

k-lionheart:

chappellellison:

the most powerful generation on earth

Apex predators

Good. we’re whittling down capitalisms defenses. soon it will be vulnerable