Silver Tongue

cockismybusiness:

A sidlink fairy tale, based of this tweet

If you like my doodlings, would you buy me a ko-fi, I’d be most thankful! 

Ampharos: Well. Mawile’s away on a mission. So I better go wander off to the other side of the planet.
Hero: Why?
Ampharos: She’s like 85% of my impulse control.

tardigradetheking:

smithersmitherson:

I relistened Crystal Kingdom again today and, guys… Krav is a dum-dum. He’s a dum-dum and I want to draw him saying all his dum-dum lines.

love at first sight

nebuleer:
“amisia’s my favorite so far along with another troll who will not be named yet until i draw them =u=
”

nebuleer:

amisia’s my favorite so far along with another troll who will not be named yet until i draw them =u=

underhuntressmoon:
“ ancestormoth:
“ tempuraat:
“ monicalknighton:
“ ayellowbirds:
“the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
”
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
”
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF...

underhuntressmoon:

ancestormoth:

tempuraat:

monicalknighton:

ayellowbirds:

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

berries.

berries.

berries.

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

its midnight 30 over here

Im going to bed

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yellowjuice:
“ gunzonyatmblr:
“ rob-the-rich:
“Haha. Most accurate statement I’ve see. In 2018 thus far.
” ”
@ black parents
”

yellowjuice:

gunzonyatmblr:

rob-the-rich:

Haha. Most accurate statement I’ve see. In 2018 thus far.

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@ black parents

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Alright, no more dumb questions.
Me: Can I ask a smart question?
DM: Uhhh…yeah. Sure.
Me: What’s the molecular weight of barium?
*DM then sighs, and slowly pulls out his phone to look it up*

showerthoughtsofficial:

Easter is on April 1st this year, which works because nothing is a bigger April Fools joke when you open up a tomb three days later and the dude’s gone.

 - it's fun to stay at the hell