Silver Tongue

crimewave420:

weeddaddy:

weeddaddy:

weeddaddy:

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

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nightkore:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

STEM major: hey good luck on finals

liberal arts major: yeah you too

that one white dude who wears shorts when it’s 30 degrees outside: it’s not even that cold lol I feel fine what’s the big deal

and that dude? was a business major

rosalarian:
“ stem-cell:
“ nortonism:
“ The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because...

rosalarian:

stem-cell:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so important.

therealjacksepticeye:

the-heart-alchemist:

zil-zeki:

bravebirdfolly:

notlikingbestgirl:

Taste closed

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

I died

THIS IS PURE GOLD

This is fucking hilarious!! “Yo hold up!!”

I want a whole series like this

kuro-paladin:

The Holy Trinity

mormonfries:
“ starlight-lilith:
“I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a...

mormonfries:

starlight-lilith:

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

On Making Babies Stealthier

yourplayersaidwhat:

Warlock: Can you put babies inside bags of holding?

Rogue: …Do we have a bag of holding?

Warlock: No, but wouldn’t that’ve been good?

banishedquasiroyal:

daystxlker:

botgalhs:

diamondbirdy01:

botgalhs:

Kanaya, staring at Karkat: “Forbidden Snack”

hey op what the fuck

I think you know exactly what the fuck.

well…..

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this is canon so

[to the tune of the pillow pet jingle] he’s a mutant 💉 and your friend 💉 kanaya don’t eat your friend(s)! 💉

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paper-mario-wiki:

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cinematic parallels