Moments from tonight’s DnD session
Rogue becomes an arcane trickster for 3rd level. Chooses a disguise spell. Also happens to be carrying a pair of bear claws from a previous kill they made. During a fight with a pack of worgs they use the bear claws as part of their disguise to pretend to be a big scary bear. Rolls poorly. Becomes a fursuiter instead.
I was over grappling with a giant alpha worg and then @voca-lee tries to help by becoming a GODDAMN FURRY
I ALMOST DIED
me, in 2014: haha what is up with people who want to fuck monsters that’s disgusting
me, now: 3 werewolves fucked me in a denny’s bathroom
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which Denny’s
okay here’s my controversial opinion of the day
it’s okay if the things you like aren’t, like, artistic masterpieces.
not everything has to be deep and full of symbolism and a groundbreaking. it’s okay to just like things because they’re fun or goofy or have characters you really like. it’s honest to god okay to say the things you like are bad, especially since all standards of artistic merit are basically made up anyway.
enjoy the garbage for what it is.
if you rooted for team rocket as a kid you’re definitely gay now
shit u right
gay culture is rooting for team rocket
Our very kind DM: Okay, the Nothic has noticed you, and you feel a terrible dread wash over you. What are you gonna do?
Rogue (ooc): I’m proficient in persuasion, I’m gonna tell it I mean it no harm, I meant to miss that shot, please don’t kill me.
DM: Roll for it
Rogue (ooc): I got a 23
DM: [sigh] You hear a voice in your head telling you “There is no harm done, but I require sustenance. Bring me bodies.”
Fighter (ooc): Wait, he lives in a crevasse in a cave and he eats corpses? He’s the Trash Man! He’s Danny Devito!
For the rest of the session and the next, our whole party (excluding our Wizard) made friends with the Nothic and kept calling him Danny or Mr. Devito, with our DM reluctantly agreeing to let us. In the next session, however, she made the Nothic forget us and our bargain, making us kill Danny Devito.
