Silver Tongue

I just realized something: Huey could wear a red dress if he really wanted to.

xxtc-96xx:

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someone’s noodling on a harpsichord in the background

after 4 days i have finally beaten the best boss in dark souls

after 4 days i have finally beaten the best boss in dark souls

maamlet:

tunnelsaints:

tunnelsaints:

the bitches call me apple

because my seed contains trace amounts of cyanide

go to a doctor man

but they keep the doctor away

kubo-kubo:

tippydoorman:

calypsolemon:

tippydoorman:

I’ve effectively nerfed myself from ever becoming popular on tumblr because my url is an obscure lego character, and thank god for that

what, you mean you tumblypoos haven’t heard of heckin TIPPY DOORMAN? sit down children because i’m gonna learn you a thing

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tippy is only the most sexiest little cinnamon roll in the entire lego franchise. he is a doorman (professional door opener for you plebs!) so you KNOW he’s always putting ladies first on his dates 😜. but you also have to WATCH OUT! because this cinnamon roll is actually…

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a SINNAMON ROLL MASTER CRIMINAL who can outsmart even the cleverest police officer. And he’ll remain so prim and proper while doing it to! he’s like benedict cumberbatch if he were playing moriarty instead of sherlock. TOTAL FANGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you literally can’t get any hotter than this. so remember your door manners children, and you might get a chance at this HUNK of a doorman

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i fucking hate you

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kybercrystalgems:

chadhulk:

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

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“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

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How would Huey and Pig react to the cheese test?

xxtc-96xx:

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Huey is just like mommy, just amazing reflexes for cheese

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:

mildly-omniscient:

broken-horn-of-equius:

stuffilikexo:

sad-boy-hank:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:

professional-chaotic-dumbass:

dovin-baan:

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:

saintofbloodbanks:

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202:

guys. guys I just had a fucking vision of the next tumblr meme

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you can do this with basically every cartoon animal and some real animals as well. I’m picturing fucking otters and like. snoopy and shit but garfield was the perfect prototype

[I.D. Two drawings of Garfield. The first is sitting down like a normal cat, as he used to be portrayed in the comics. The second, he is standing on two legs like a human and points to himself with a red glint in his eye. Text above and below reads “Become Bipedal.” End I.D.]

Thanks for the text ID! Anyway I did more of these and you guys can too

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call off the meme now please

#YOU STAY ON ALL FOURS YOU WHORE

this is my favorite tag on this post actually

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Sources: 1 2 3 4 5

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Sources: 1 2 3 4 5

This post is what, hours old? Are y'all going for some kind of shitpost speedrun? Cuz i’m totally here for that

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BRO HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ADDED A DS9 MEME TO THIS???? bestie I literally have a Star Trek blog where I talk about DS9 all the time there is NO need to apologize when I saw someone tagged this with Garak I freaked the fuck out

thedenofravenpuff:
“angrylittleburd:
“shibithekat:
“HIMB DANCE”
HIMB DANCE!!”
HIMB DANCIN”

thedenofravenpuff:

angrylittleburd:

shibithekat:

HIMB DANCE

HIMB DANCE!!

HIMB DANCIN