aprillikesthings:

susieandhobbes:

My new thing is tweeting billionaires and just straight up asking for $50,000.

I hope it works!

eladtibi:

Link, be careful! 

criscura:

kosmochior:

So jasper’s VA did a extremely cursed thing? and I had to draw it.

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heres the vid of it: https://www.instagram.com/p/BeHUQYYlAtp/?taken-by=poorl_the_pairdot 

Sorry not sorry

HhhhgHGBHGGHVG

ytpreviews:

Taako‘s appearance: Elegant, clear skin with no blemishes, perfect proportions

Taako’s voice: HelLO mY nAmEs TaaAko aDn weLComE toOO thE ADVEntuRE ZOne

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

curioscurio:

HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD

and then they drag the corpse of the premises to pronounce it dead.

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stephanemiroux:

liberalsarecool:

phroyd:

Quite Correct!

#TrumpShitholeShutdown

Phroyd

How many people have failed as much, and as consistently, as Trump? #TrumpShutdown

jestre:

veryderpypizza:

Enemy Junkrat: *uses ultimate*

Teammates that haven’t destroyed a single tire all game: Oh no everyone run befo–!

Me, playing support, taking a long drag from cigarette having accepted my fate: Relax. It’s coming for me.

QP in a nutshell.