joshua-wright:

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Deer calls on a homey to represent.

jake-richmond:

Modest Medusa 749: There and back again, part 97

Read the full series here!

mintyfreshmilk:

id a collab/art trade with cool dude mc @asktheseastars gotta say my dudes turned out p rad 10/10

likehercoffee:

itsalburton:

weavemama:

I HIGHY AGREE WITH THIS

What rich fucker needs 55 beds and bathrooms to himself or a small family?

that makes too much sense so it won’t happen

adiostoreadork:

the dick pin on his backpack was a present from karkat

wafflethemighty:

maliciousmoonsault:

Yes, that horrible r-slur, retrade. shit, you guys, i think i might be an ableist…

aboringblackcat:

spazzbot:

ilikesallydonovan:

bibliotheksbewohnerin:

indi-flying-with-dragons:

kaththedragon:

calumthetraveler:

kaththedragon:

draco-rex:

dzamieponders:

smellslikeburntpopcorn:

m-to-the-6th-power:

runofthemillsocialist:

sapphicscaly:

autisticsamusaran:

sapphicscaly:

fallout4kin:

lizardexposer:

unstabledragon:

lizardexposer:

thirtythreethirtyfive:

lizardexposer:

runofthemillsocialist:

bibliotheksbewohnerin:

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.

Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals?
Like down the drain??

with the spinny knives

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”

is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?

dont sinkshame

Child. Wean means child.

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

This post is an experiance.

It’s not even an automatic doohickey, there’s a switch or a button you have to press.

you’re generally in more danger reaching into a bucket of plastic forks

What do these people do with inedible cores and peels and the horrible fatty bits of meat?

I do not understand what this post is on about one bit.

garbage disposals.

Ok, but why not just have a bin

What do you do with the bin when it’s full? Just toss it out like the rest of the trash?

in our case, it goes in the green bin and gets made into compost:

It has been a long time that I’ve reblogged this post.

Also, depending on where you live the green been may be brown instead.

America??? Good at recycling???? whaaaa????

This post is so fucking disorienting

You see, in america we have these things called raccoons who will determine that your home is a good source of food if you throw away a lot of leftover food. they will knock over your garbage can and scatter all your trash along the road which can get you a citation depending on the neighborhood you live in

galesofnovember:

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”