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is 75 degrees Fahrenheit too cold, too hot, or just right?
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Scary Potter
1. …and the Sorcerer’s Stone
2. …and the Chamber of Secrets
3. …and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4. …and the Goblet of Fire
by DylanPierpontHoly shit
WHAT?!
I have a scald burn on my hand and it hurts to hold a pen, but I really wanted to draw pink Lars so here comes the pain
I was spectating someone and they died and i don’t think it could’ve been in a funnier position and with a better character
looks like he needed healing
a6:
lawful good: sleeping with fan off and blanket off when its hot
chaotic evil: sleeping with fan on and blanket on when its hot
chaotic neutral; sleep with covers on and fan off when it’s hot.
trump: *pulls out of the paris agreement, severely harming the current global efforts to combat global warming because he’s either too fucking stupid or too evil to see that it’s a big deal and also starts the process of wiping out net neutrality, an objectively horrible thing for everone that isn’t a massive telecom company executive and will cause untold levels of damage on our ability to communicate through the internet*
media:
trump: *makes a spelling mistake on twitter*
media: OMG have you heard of
COVFEFE??????????????????????????????
look i really hate to be that person who takes anything seriously on this hellsite but i’ve had it up to about here with the “trump is an evil mastermind distracting us from the real problems instead of an unstable, senile old man with a tenuous grip on reality” conspiracy theories so i’ve just gotta do it today
# of nyt articles on “covfefe”: 27
# of nyt articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 292
# of wapo articles on “covfefe”: 54, but most of them are short mentions in news roundup blog posts so i’ll let it slide
# of wapo articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 288
# of politico articles on “covfefe”: 17
# of politico articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 142too tired already to get into the net neutrality issue too but the point is: if you’re getting all your news from twitter memes, of course you’ve heard more about covfefe than actual policy, but the root of the matter isn’t that journalists aren’t doing their jobs and reporting on the real issues, it’s that you’re getting all your news from twitter memes
