Silver Tongue
lennythereviewer:
“ transmortifried:
“ littlemissyandere:
“Oh my god this Mexican restaurant I’m at used the 4kids logo for their kids menu thinking it just meant “for kids” I’m dying
”
plot twist: you go to order anything on this menu, they come...

lennythereviewer:

transmortifried:

littlemissyandere:

Oh my god this Mexican restaurant I’m at used the 4kids logo for their kids menu thinking it just meant “for kids” I’m dying

plot twist: you go to order anything on this menu, they come back with rice balls.

you mean donuts

eat your hamburgers apolo

mizars-bizarre-world:

wehaveallgotknives:

new theory: all these “rare” super moons we’ve been having? the moon is trying to get closer. she needs to tell us something. everybody be quiet.

Pretty sure there’s a certain Nintendo game that explains why this is a bad thing.

licoricesnaps:

just-shower-thoughts:

Whenever Disney “re-imagines” an animated classic as a live action film, they use so much CGI that they’re essentially making an animated film.

image

leon-di:

(old one) the gorls on a date and the gorls on halloween

hands from here

grimeclown:

what they say: “its just a meme, bro”

what they mean: “im a victim of a viral culture thats overuse of a broad, general term like ‘meme’ as a synonym for a specific brand of abstract, shorthand humor has caused me to confuscate the concept of viral ideas with harmless, meaningless jokes. because of this, im unable to differentiate between actual harmless jokes and things like racism, pedophilia, and homophobia when theyre hidden behind a layer of abstract, shorthand humor that i consider to be a part of ‘internet culture’ as a whole. it is also because i lack critical thinking skills.”

Those Other Bastards: Professionalism is Key

yourplayersaidwhat:

Regarding our efforts to identify a serial killer’s victims: “Just drag a corpse around with us, throw it at people’s feet, ask if they’ve ever seen her before.”

inikorose:
“The realist one
”

inikorose:

The realist one

spirit-of-science:

bramblepatch:

dragon-in-a-fez:

forbiddenseason:

beepadoobop:

forbiddenseason:

forbiddenseason:

beepadoobop:

People who eat nerds like they are taking a shot scare me to the bone

I keep thinking abt this post. How else does one eat nerds??????

Like what do you do?? Pick them all out one by one?? Isn’t it much better to rip the box open and crunch them all at once ?

1) yes 2) fuck you

coward

I completely forgot nerds were a candy for this entire post

Obviously the correct way is to pour out a small amount into your hand and then thp thp thp them with the tip of your tongue like a lizard

Tag yourself

bailiesartblog:

Wanted to revisit designs for THB since I realized I’ve never really fleshed them out