Silver Tongue

actuallyjoebiden:

If I ever doubt myself I just ask “WWDDOOTDDD?”

(What Would Doug Dimmadome Owner Of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome Do?)

I look around till I find the quest
Me not knowing why we’re in this town (via yourplayersaidwhat)

taahko:

taahko:

taahko:

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

3 types of responses to this post:

  • disagreeing and saying yoda does fuck
  • disagreeing but somehow missing the joke and pulling lore receipts to prove me wrong
  • my mutuals telling me to shut up

FOURTH AND WORST RESPONSE:

people saying theyd fuck yoda

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM, as a butler for a Cloud Giant: How shall I introduce thee? (meaning by our titles/group name)

Bard: Wistfully, sir. (entire table bursts out into laughter)

brueklynn:

jiluan:

some of you fucking sickos on here: la dee da when i get off work i am going to sit down and watch a tv show in my roomn for fun

me: when im done polishing my wheat sickle im going to sit my naked ass down cross legged on the bare ground and meditate for 10 hours until i am someone new

@scotcharoos

chrisman1024:
“ malcolmcooks:
“ sherlockvowsontheriverstyx:
“ moghedien:
“ theocseason4:
“ theocseason4:
“amazing, truly
”
me
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Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s...

chrisman1024:

malcolmcooks:

sherlockvowsontheriverstyx:

moghedien:

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

amazing, truly

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me

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

i’m mark hamill

The real victory here is knowing that Mark Hamill was good enough friends his co-stars to randomly show up at their houses uninvited to hang out and get food while simultaneously being too self absorbed to notice anything

buttscentedbreathmints:

I work at Starbucks and yesterday night these two big Italian men come in and order some coffees so I ask for the first guys name and he says in his thick Italian accent that it’s Mario. I’m thinking ok that’s a pretty common name for a middle aged Italian dude. But then his friend orders an when I ask his name he says its Luigi

and I can’t help it

I giggle a little to which Luigi says to his friend Mario “I told you she’d get it” and that’s the story of how I got memed on by two middle aged Italian men on Christmas eve

spittlefleckedhyperbole:

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

iguanamouth:

paper-mario-wiki:

if i ever become a millionaire the first thing i’ll do once my bank account hits 7 digits is commission iguanamouth to do an unusual hoard of every other unusual hoard shes ever drawn. every single item from every other hoard, no exceptions. i’ll also hire somebody to check and make sure she didnt miss any by making a spreadsheet cataloging each item from each hoard individually and then going over the checklist again and double check the megahoard to make sure she didnt miss any.

wow ! what a good post :) ! thank you for sharing. anyway this is the outfit im going to wear while im hunting you down for sport

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