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he says that troll benedict cumberbatch is hot and everyone spits out their juice
He complains that “females” never choose “nice trolls like him”
overwatch: here is d.va, a young woman who is a pro gamer!
overwatch league: doesnt have a single team in the entire league with a woman on their roster
Maybe because there’s not alot of hardcore girl gamer?…
geguri, one of the best off-tanks in the world, was told she didnt make the cut–not bc she wasnt good enough, and yes, the very ppl who didnt hire her said she was qualified, but didnt sign her bc “ppl would think it was a pr stunt” or “she might get harrassed” (SPOILER ALERT: SHE ALREADY GETS HARRASSED, INCLUDING BY A PLAYER CURRENTLY SIGNED TO SEOUL DYNASTY) or “she didnt have chemistry with the team”
THE BEST KNOWN ZARYA IN THE WORLD GOT REJECTED BY MULTIPLE TEAMS BC SHE IS A WOMAN. ITS ABT SEXISM.
have to reblog this again and add to it because I dont think a lot of people know how good geguri really is
she was accused of professionally aimbotting around the 2016 overwatch world cup, which she competed in, because her mouse accuracy was apparently inhuman. she had to prove it in a monitored studio and get approval from the korean branch of blizzard that she’s indeed just that good. She caused two pros to quit, disbanding her at-that-time enemy team, because she’s so goddamn good they wagered their careers on her being an aimbotter. they said if she was proven innocent they’d quit, and they followed through because it’s been repeatedly and legitimately confirmed that she’s just crazy skilled. In 2017 she joined ROX Orcas and went pro again yet she was still told she didnt make the cut for overwatch league.
meeeeanwhile, motherfuckers like danteh, who i’m an avid fan of yet will admit is NOWHERE NEAR AS GOOD, are signed by teams like sfshock. Danteh’s sr is lower than geguri’s, his hero rankings are lower, etc, and I cant help but imagine there are others like him on other owl teams.
Geguri literally wasnt signed just because she’s a woman.
soooo yeah this is what I came up with for the contest. Ive had it sitting on my desk for a while but i needed to churn it out already.
I hope its as funny on paper as it was in my head.
I have a fan-troll but I didnt want to wait to post the comic before I was done redesigning it.
tumblr compression is making it so that you have to click the image in order for it to be clear btw!
Congratulations to our HIVESWAP COMICS CONTEST Week 1 second runner-up!
in a world where kanaya is alive at this point, i like to think this would have happened.
my entry for the hiveswap comics contest! it’s based on that flavor text you get in joey’s bedroom involving byers. i know it refers to artists drawing it, but i thought it would be a cute idea if kanaya made one for byers! i hope my art+idea is up to par,,
Congratulations to our HIVESWAP COMICS CONTEST Week 1 first runner-up!
(Sorry for the constant update. I do not usually paint digital and I started to find errors everywhere)
Polypa is one of my favorite designs. Most of the new designs 5M3LL like Beforus but Polypa says Alternia everywhere! And if the trolls are being revealed in pairs they are probably related in some way.
So here it is! Polypa vs Tegiri!!!
This is my Comic for #HiveswapComicContest!
Congratulations to our HIVESWAP COMICS CONTEST Week 1 first place winner!
