AU where Pink Diamond is overcooked….
“AU”
LOL
the reason there was never a john sprite is because other versions of john would get jealous. what do you mean HE gets to be a ghost and slime things?!?!?
this post had so many errors that i scrambled to fix after posting but i did not fix “john sprite” because the space in that compound word is what he would have wanted
You say that like he died
RIP john sprite 2018-2018
People aren’t sure if sidon and link are together cuz sidon is touchy-feely and link isn’t to an untrained eye, so someone asks zelda if she knows and her answer is “just look at them” which doesn’t answer anything for anyone
in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?
i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete
like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”
“what sorts of plants grow on your planet?”
“i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say”
“tell us about the culture on your planet!”
“do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin”
“your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?”
“naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major”
OOH OOH AND
“take me to your leader”
“…we have like hundreds of leaders like which one? my country’s leader? another country’s leader? the director of our space program? my country’s military leader? my mom??”
my mom
