Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her. “No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
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Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.
isn’t rocket science a form of physics
Buddy if you’re doing rocket science and quantum physics at the same time, then multiple things have gone seriously, seriouslywrong.
“Somebody came here, and tipped over all the boxes, and sprayed them
with diesel fuel,” Perez told KSBW. “It killed a whole bunch of bees.”
The bees’ deaths will reportedly cost Perez more than $50,000 — which is his entire annual income, Hickenbottom claimed on a GoFundMe pagehe set up to help the beekeeper.
Environmental terrorism by #whitepeople. Horrible.
sometimes an acapella group is just you and your 5000 force-vision clones
wh-what
who are they
this is he
Since some of you haven’t seen this somehow. pls enjoy Weird Al
Don McLean, the original singer of “American Pie” (I mention this because some of y'all apparently don’t recognise Weird Al in an Obi-Wan Kenobi costume so who knows what other gaps there are in your education), has said that sometimes when singing the song live he starts to think of the Star Wars version of the lyrics. A fun challenge is to sing the Star Wars lyrics AT THE SAME TIME as the original song plays in the car.
ok but if you haven’t heard it you’re ALSO unaware of the fact that he wrote it before the movie came out based entirely on internet spoilers.
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