docdufresne:

Simmons: there’s only one thing worse than dying; [rips card off to reveal “grif dying”

Sarge, gasping: Grif

Simmons: nO

vgstims:

Salandit Stimboard for @dracini

~x/x/x~x/x/x~x/x/x-x~

moonlandingwasfaked:

korolevx:

Carrie is a better anti-bullying message than 13 Reasons Why because she didn’t mail passive aggressive cassette tapes around to people who were tangentially involved she just psychically killed everyone who had ever hurt her and blew up half the town

i thought this was about Carrie fisher and kinda nodded “yeah she would”

spazzbot:

I feel so called out

avialae:

can we not meme “lol gen z kids dumb”

like, have we forgotten as a generation how annoying the endless criticism and mockery of “millenials” was? how frustrating & laughable?

i don’t … wanna repeat that. like. let’s just not

ciphereye:

applying to college

scotchtapeofficial:

pls signal boost

socialist-tomfoolery:

corey-once-again:

haiku-robot:

barackobama:

rabioheab:

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

congratulations
you are now the president
of the united states

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bextheboo:

theawesomeadventurer:

moonlandingwasfaked:

adam sandler wrote this

I am actually Fucking losing it over the imagery of Adam Sandler going onto Tumblr and sending this to a blog possibly run by a teenager because he fe

Adam Sandler killed them before they could finish writing this