drawendo:

siqlyprince:

its an eath thing, you see. 

Earth forever

nickwildeandjudyhoppsaremyotp:

ben-yatta:

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video

Oh lord

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee 

this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss 

the world ends when his dog catches it

bloodredrook:

dungeongrind:

The Very Hungry Rust Monster is a mini-comic I made a few years back. I’ve seen it floating around Tumblr without attribution recently, so I’ve uploaded a higher-resolution version, properly credited.

Rust monsters! Now there’s an idea for the Pathfinder campaign :D

zinge:

whimps:

I am having a terrible night because of my transitional dysphoria so naturally the only thing I can do to cheer myself up is laugh about the situation.

Smile through the struggle.

The Manliest Girl Scout

lokiloop:

soooo yeah this is what I came up with for the contest. Ive had it sitting on my desk for a while but i needed to churn it out already.

I hope its as funny on paper as it was in my head.

I have a fan-troll but I didnt want to wait to post the comic before I was done redesigning it.

tumblr compression is making it so that you have to click the image in order for it to be clear btw!

beesplaybanjos:

I Cant Believe i never posted this

ruinedchildhood:

viktor-loves-yuu:

blueelectricangels:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ragedorito:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

floating-head:

I made ramen today

FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE

“BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS”

I actually went “Awwwwwwww” at “Fear not soft noodles”

i have many questions but the most pressing of which is why is what looks like a mass effect pistol part of the traditional toppings

are you saying a gun is not a traditional ramen topping?

talesfromtreatment:

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”

thehumon:

I don’t know how many Swedes follow me, but I HAD to share this. (To be fair, Danes don’t understand Swedes either)

Gimli (in Swedish): I never thought I’d die next to a Dane.

Legolas (in Danish): How about dying next to a friend?

Gimli (in Swedish): What the fuck are you saying?