roachpatrol:

myth of the lindwurm only instead of tricking him into taking off his skins on their wedding night the princess duels him with strip poker

forgamers:
“Heroes never pie!
”

forgamers:

Heroes never pie!

kelcid:

nyxelestia:

marvel-fans-only:

dubiousculturalartifact:

*this* is the Captain America we need to be hearing from right now, not ‘fascism made edgy for plot-twists’

SHOTS FIRED

You know what’s really funny about the rest of the story these panels came from?

This shirtless guy with a flag on his face (USAgent, I think?), he’s a just a hyper-nationlist soldier basically given super-steroids by some other, much bigger villain and dropped into a war-torn, developed nation to cause as much chaos as possible, as a distraction. He’s very strong, and he has a big gun, but otherwise, no real superpowers to speak of. SHIELD could’ve very easily handled it, themselves.

The reason why SHIELD asked Steve to handle this guy, anyway? Because they already knew how the world was going to react to a guy with an American flag on his face shooting up innocent civilians. They could’ve stopped this guy on their own, but they needed Steve to do it so that the world could see USAgent being taken down by Captain America. They asked Steve to do it because they wanted the world to see the “real” America taking down this violent, jingoistic asshole. And Steve did - not by defeating the guy in battle, but by showing empathy, and showing the guy just how far from American ideals he’s fallen.

That’s right, this entire story was about real American ideals defeating violent nationalism with empathy.

The Captain America we need and must keep asking for, everybody

ithotyouknew2:

billieholibae:

doobiewrap:

SCREAMING

Lmaoooooooo

Stoooooooooppppppp

babyanimalgifs:
“that’s the last straw
”

babyanimalgifs:

that’s the last straw

floralflesh:

pre-Mind Over Mutant reunion get together

fxvk-me:

Ariana Grande has offered to pay for all 22 funerals for the victims who lost their lives. She individually FaceTimed the fans that were injured in the hospital. She donated a million dollars of the two million dollar goal to a donation page. She’s planning to return to Manchester for a benefit concert in which all proceeds will be donated to the victims and their families. Yet people still hate her because she licked a doughnut and said “she hates America.” This woman is an angel and I admire her so much.