baddingtonbitch:

caroldanversenthusiast:

skellybonesandtrees:

This was awesome lol.

anne hathaway is so sexy for this

this is how australian news covered this moment

sour-charity:

nebulous-nebuli:

dzamie:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

schwazombie:

charlesoberonn:

demareth:

noroquian:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don’t even need Apollo to be captioned, it’s just “he’s holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it’s Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users”

this post is a shitshow

allthelittledolls:

Controversial opinion but can we all agree that Debbie becoming a homicidal maniac because her parents bought her Malibu Barbie instead of Ballerina Barbie was almost justifiable

Look at that sculpt. Those painted details. The dress. Her crown. Tell me that ain’t art in comparison to Malibu

beeperbopper:

mrevaunit42:

gaycism:

I mean Jesus fucking Christ this is not right

My friend told me the best example to explain the vast difference between a million and a billion

“A million seconds ago was last week. A billion seconds ago we were still dealing with the Soviet union.”

This is why when we talk about “rich people” who aren’t paying taxes or who are wasting money, we’re not talking about the person who makes 1 or 2 grains of rice worth of money a year. We’re talking about the person who makes the giant fucking Costco sized pile of rice.

osha-official-the-sequel:

frozenthoughtbox:

cipheramnesia:

xphilosoraptorx:

eric-coldfire:

uncle-cazador:

transmortifried:

memewhore:

bootyshorts with this printed on them

“You give up a few things, chasing a dream.”

Originally posted by ive-been-mistreated

You wouldn’t get this on other websites

Because other websites didn’t ban OSHA.

@osha-official-the-sequel

I-

rinokami:

bagetlol:

sassychaostrash:

frozteddonutz:

What’s next? WHO is next????

EAT HER

DJ khaleds wife could be cake and he would never know

jettison37:

Originally posted by iamalivenow

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

adultkiddo:

roguetelemetry:

But today’s Sunday.

officialstaff:

nevermoorfan:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store

tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it

@staff @officialstaff

We’re exclusively selling them to the president. If you want them you’ll have to get them the hard way.

oceanflowerrs:

nerunodaisuki:

i like this better actually