Silver Tongue

teaching biology to gen z kids: menstruation is when the uterus says "this bitch empty" and "yeets" the endometrium out of the body

the-fan-of-fandoms:

Watching episodes of South Park like:

poopi:

fiolina:
no. more. toad.

mysteriousdewd:

Uh…. Wut… Man the 90s were weird.

thedarkbunny:

voidbat:
nehirose:
callmebliss:
pursuit43:
I have in the past and continue to approve of this method
Hey guys I have an idea about how to control what’s going on in the White House
is it wolves?
it is wolves.
(source)

lieutenant-sapphic:

lieutenant-sapphic:
chirrutbaze:
roses are red,
horses eat hay,
roses are red,
i drive a car,
roses are red,
my friend’s name is patsy,

nubs-mgee:

idk why they didnt just burn the sheets

chuchumi:

JADE: like i get closer to my aspect, but further away from everyone i love, and further from…
JADE: feeling like a person?
JADE: its just a really empty feeling after a while
JADE: empty like…
JADE: space i guess

jkl-fff:

dragoncipher:
markv5:
Ученым удалось впервые получить фото кота Шредингера в момент перехода между квантовыми состояниями….
This is a brilliant piece of the tumblr art genre.