lobstarmonstar:

my-minds-matters:

fivetail:

“did you just pause the bee movie to have discourse about the bee movie”

Off camera: “This supreme court decision that could have happened, and since there had to have have been like, enough sort of like debate beforehand about whether…”

On camera: “Ok, but shouldn’t there have been a spinning newspaper transition there. Like Supreme Court declares bees as full citizens of the United States”

Off camera: “I mean, to be… to be fair, they’re only focusing on the bee media”

On camera: “On the bee media! *claps* ok, well on the bee media I think it would be a big fucking deal for them to be like Oh! We’re people now”

Off camera: “Well the thing is though, they probably already recognize themselves as FULL American citizens because they were born in America and have all… generations of coming *cut-off*”

On camera: “You know what this movie presents a lot of questions about personhood”

Off camera: “IT REALLY DOES! THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS MOVIE”

On camera: “The bee movie is about personhood really”

Off camera: “Ya, it is”

On camera: “Who is allowed to be a person?”

the crowning gem of this video is the Sollux shirt, which they probably wore specifically to watch Bee Movie

vgeta:

ok, i’m done now.

periegesisvoid:

argumate:

glumshoe:

“we’ve explored more of space than the ocean….”

I mean. Well. I don’t know how to say this diplomatically, but… that’s… wrong. That’s not true. I might not know a whole lot about space but I am pretty sure that it’s sorta the biggest thing there is.

some kind of weird inverted universe thing where space is finite and a few miles deep at most and the ocean goes on forever and the seafloor is actually the event horizon at the edge of our lightcone

Flat Earth conspiracies

nintendette:

Is the POTUS crytyping

fumbledeegrumble:

bogleech:

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Mainstream news acting all shocked by this guy when the rest of us here on the internet have heard right-wing fanatics spout shit like this for years and years under the laughably fake bullshit excuse of “trolling.”

Everyone who treats 4chan and its spawn with kid gloves can kiss my fat ass. This is what we get when we act like bigotry on the internet occurs in a vacuum. Bogleech is right, and I’ve been saying this for years.

mbulteau:

cartoontees:

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why is everybody roasting so hard on pachycephalosaurus

I have no idea what this is, but I’m laughing

it’s a character whose name is padparadscha but that’s fucking hard to pronounce and spell so everyone says stuff that vaguely sounds like it. It’s like the blenderhop cucumberpatch but with a less obnoxious character

pondwitch:
“ skumpitt:
“ go-go-powdergangers:
“you have to be fucking kidding me
”
Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story.
”
me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on...

pondwitch:

skumpitt:

go-go-powdergangers:

you have to be fucking kidding me

Just a reminder that Bethesda actually thought this was an acceptable way to end a story.

me: hey fawkes can you walk five feet into this room and type 3 numbers on a keyboard for me? since i saved your life and all?

my best friend fawkes: tbh dude i could but it’d be cooler if you just fucking died

pleasurecastle:
“i feel like posting this will get me the guillotine lol
”

pleasurecastle:

i feel like posting this will get me the guillotine lol

lesbianrey:
“please god let trump get impeached over covfefe
”

lesbianrey:

please god let trump get impeached over covfefe

relatablephotosofjustinmcelroy:
“Brotherly love.
”