sleepingjuliette:
“I love her a lot !
”

sleepingjuliette:

I love her a lot !

class-struggle-anarchism:

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I’ve really enjoyed the whole covfefe experience tbh

captainjzh:

mindareadsoots:

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Counter-question: Where is White Diamond?

Seriously. Is this fucking Warhammer 40k? Can she not leave the Golden Throne? What could possibly be keeping her away from the trial of Pink Diamond’s murderer?

Her Pearl ran off to join some rebellion 6,000 years ago and now she doesn’t have anyone to open the door for her so she’s just stuck in her room.

pembrokewkorgi:

sparksmod:

only1600kids:

officially the cutest thing I have ever seen in my 500 years of existence

@pembrokewkorgi

That’s a well trained child.  Those corgis did a great job with him.

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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

danielkanhai:

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”

Primal is sneaking out to your kitchen in the dead if night as your head swivels around checking for danger while stuff snack into your arms and standing stone still in the shadows whenever you hear something

Imma fly in the sky! Yahoo!

supermarioblosblog:

prince-bully-koopa:

supermarioblosblog:

supermarioblosblog:

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Imma see your house from here!

Imma move into your house!

You gon pay rent now

Imma the rent now!

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vanpocalypse:

pardonmewhileipanic:

trained-chimpanzee:

if you only have time for one video, make it this one

wtf did i just watch

I spit beer on my phone.