Silver Tongue

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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wagonsketchesagain:

I’ll see myself out for this one.

yourplayersaidwhat:
“Well, I see we’re all of a rock-collecting mindset.
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yourplayersaidwhat:

Well, I see we’re all of a rock-collecting mindset.

iamnotamuffin:

new cursed tag meme: if you were a famous youtuber what would ur super edgy dark alter ego be

sailorscouts:

wow i love [literally anything that has even slightly to do with animals]

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@pembrokewkorgi

thebaconsandwichofregret:

and in a stunning turn of events that surprised absolutely no one….