Silver Tongue

scarhaver:

scarhaver:

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

enrique262:
“  john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty submitted:
“I found this and I thought you’d appreciate it.
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Nice, and I do, thanks!
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enrique262:

john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty submitted:

I found this and I thought you’d appreciate it.

Nice, and I do, thanks!

scraps-is-busy:

scraps-is-busy:

Silver and I got back together to get the one that got away. WOOLIES: The Bubsy Strikes back!

Just a reminder that @silver-tongues-blog and I are funny. 

i object to that statement

abeardfullofbees:

luisonte:

El Roomba lowcost

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trilllizard666:

jotaro-kun:

meatswitch:

but wait it gets better

“Do you have any money”

“Y-yeah”

“Can I piss on you?”

so fucking alpha holy shit

The fucking power moves

nochillscientist:

sentimental-apathy:

yeahishipitbitch:

iwishiwascreative:

Guys my cat is so polite

Fun fact:
My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

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Originally posted by anony-moose-panda

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Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

spacehamsterg:

projared:

spacehamsterg:

scarcity-of-cats:

ProJared and SpaceHamster are really good examples of how Internet personalities can have wildly different boundaries and comfort zones with fans and how both are equally deserving of respect. Jared actively courts flirtation from adult fans while Jeff dislikes even discussing what he finds attractive in another person, and both approaches are valid!

As fans, it’s important to keep in mind that celebrities have just as much a right to give and deny consent as anyone else, and what one person might be okay with won’t necessarily fly by another person, even when the people in question are friends with similar content and audiences. Just like with people you meet IRL, one person saying yes doesn’t necessarily mean the next person will have the same reaction.

It’s not that I don’t enjoy flirtation, perhaps I was just in a weird mood. I don’t want it to come off like you guys can’t ask me personal questions. I was merely saying that it didn’t really contextually matter, like an arbitrary list of things isn’t what defines you as a person, or a thing you’d have to meet for me to personally find you attractive. I don’t dislike discussing that kind of thing, but sometimes it can seem like people just want to know these really intimate and specific things about you so that they can see if they ‘match’ what you’re looking for, for lack of a better word.

I generally agree with this statement though, even if I think that statement about me isn’t inherently true. Everyone is totally different. Sometimes people are so deep into ‘internet culture’ or whatever that they forget not everyone is in the collective ‘joke’ or thing you’re referencing. Not everyone is going to react the same way. Especially if you’re pushing personal boundaries and asking really personal questions or something. 

Ionno, just some thoughts.

I’m here to FUCK.

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