Silver Tongue

brainstatic:

brainstatic:

The densest people on the internet are the ones who say sci fi and fantasy are getting too political. Why can’t we go back to the good old days of The Twilight Zone, with its various episodes about mob mentality and the danger of mass paranoia that totally weren’t about the Red Scare. Or Star Wars and its genocidal empire of racially homogeneous Aryan men. Or Dune with its religious tribal peoples who live in a desert that contains the galaxy’s most valuable resource and the wars with the foreign colonizers, that was purely from Frank Herbert’s imagination. Can you imagine how much Star Trek would suck if it was packed to the brim with ham-fisted allegories of every societal issue of the 20th century. Not like all this modern ultra-political stuff, like a woman hero. 

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Just goes to show that when media is getting “too political” what they really mean is “media is making it obvious im a terrible person with allegories”

cmder:

fullmetalwindbreaker:

cmder:

cmder:

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

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two horses have 72 horsepower or even 100 horsepower if they have bonded over a long period of time.

dunkstein:

koobaxion:

Malcom in the Middle Ages

You’re not the lord of me now

anon hate
Anonymous

bodyscrubs:

hustlerose:

dismissive reply 

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I got a rock.

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Inside the chest, you find a rock with string attached to it, a glowing pearl, and a rod with a button on it.

Rogue: I give the rod to the ranger because I don’t want it but I pocket the other two.

DM: Do you wanna see if you can identify them?

Rogue: I mean yeah I guess.

DM: Alright roll Arcana for me.

Rogue: *rolls a nat 20 and a 4*

DM: Alright, you get to identify one of the two, the rock or the pearl, so which one-

Rogue: THE ROCK.

DM: WHAT

Paladin: Oh my GOD

DM: ALRIGHT YOU IDENTIFY THE ROCK WITH STRING ON IT

DM: IT’S A ROCK

DM: WITH STRING ON IT

DM: CONGRATULATIONS

Rogue: Wait WHAT? IS IT SERIOUSLY JUST A ROCK WITH A STRING!?

DM: IT IS A ROCK WITH A STRING CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS

Paladin: I’m so mad right now

barfyscorpion:

wildarcy:

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

  • “Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 
  • “Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 
  • “We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
  • “Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
  • “On April 19th, I made bread.“
  • “ I have buggered men.“
  • “If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
  • “It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
  • “Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
  • “Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
  • “Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
  • “Secundus likes to screw boys.“

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

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adorkwithhats:

BEEEEEEEEEEEES

So lately I’ve been listening to random mbmbam bits on youtube and yesterday I stumble upon with this one[link] that just screamed at me “this is merle fucking highchurch” and i just had to try to do an ugly animatic of my favorite part of it and here it is. Enjoy!

ike-james:

okami888:

mageknight14:

chunkycrow:

trilllizard666:

cookingwithroxy:

trilllizard420:

game devs could literally not use any famous actors in they shit and just go for talented veteran voice actors that can usually turn in a better vocal performance anyway and shave off millions from their budget they could use to improve the game and just

cut down the marketing a tiny little bit on the publisher’s part to save some money

so many huge devs and publishers have gone arrogant and are spending money all willy nilly on stupid crap rather than improving their games

As so many people have pointed out, ‘They could always just stop trying for the highest end of graphics and instead go for a set character style, which would save them a shitton of money on development and make for an iconic style to the game. Instead they spend money they don’t need to and then complain about the costs.’

golly gee you know what’s also crazy about that?

stylized games generally hold up far better than “attempted photorealism” games.

One of the best examples regarding the discussion of Art style > Technically better graphics is Wind Waker. 

I mean, fuck. Look at this. This game is 15 years old already and looks so much better than a lot of modern stuff.

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To further add to this:

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Jet Set Radio


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And Madworld.

Let me add this:

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The original ps2 version of Okami

I feel like the projected need for hyper expensive photorealistic graphics is one of the biggest detriments of the modern gaming industry. A lot of publishers seem to have become absolutely terrified of anything experimenting with style and art design.

some modern style over graphics by some indie games

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Originally posted by pinkcollapse

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Originally posted by dumbass-effect

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Originally posted by screenshotdaily

zidanexv:

reminder that there’s a scene from the clone wars cartoon where c3po literally does a striptease

prozdvoices:

prozdvoices:

ready player one

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this video is currently trending higher on youtube than the actual ready player one trailer, mission complete