Silver Tongue

narfgaraja:

the best answer on that entire page is this one though

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cisphobiccommunistopinions:

congruentepitheton:

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

i appreciate brickaday

just-shower-thoughts:

Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.

closet-keys:
“ iwilleatyourenglish:
“how do men this weak even manage to survive
”
men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women
also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body
”

closet-keys:

iwilleatyourenglish:

how do men this weak even manage to survive

men: what are these feminists talking about? we don’t objectify women

also men: the ideal woman is literally just an object shaped like a woman’s body

just-plain-lunacy:
“New Threads
”

just-plain-lunacy:

New Threads

unnonexistence:
“*sigh* roll for it
”
@unovabrony

unnonexistence:

*sigh* roll for it

@unovabrony

dennys:
“;)
”
“When the ROGUE is the one trying to keep the party on track, there are PROBLEMS!”

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our DM thought it was a good idea for all the PCs to be baby dragons.  It goes about as well as one would think.

satanworship:

me plugging my laptop in: eat these electrons you hungry bitch