corey-was-taken:

phasered:

i’ve been laughing at this for literally like 20 minutes

dyonoi:

i think something thats gone a bit overlooked is that after spending a lot of time with karkat some of his hysterical shoutiness actually rubbed off on dave and im sure this extends to post retcon too

and in exchange karkat gets some of the rambliness from dave

i love them

relatablepicsofedwardelric:

Let’s play Which One Is The Villainous Inhuman Monster And Which One Is The Lovable Boy Hero?

newyorksjojo:

kaguramutsuki:

a callout post sparked by a callout post made in response to another callout post

callout 3 was alright but I’m really looking forward to callout: new vegas

metalhiro:

happy birthday to the boy and his story, who changed my life forever. 

(please click!)

portsherry:

Surprise.

Self-driving cars roam wild! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is the president now! 

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alarmfire:

the peak of online communication is having different convos with the same person in different chats all at the same time

erotic-yoddeling:

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

nubs-mgee:

plant karkat for @truffleskies : )