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just-watch-me-hachiko:

holdtheskeletongrillby:

snark-isms:

ruinedchildhood:

💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈💯🌈

Sorry but all I see is white pride. Am I missing something?

They are always a rainbow, so they can’t be rainbow colored for LGBT Pride. Instead, they opted for a ‘you have to try each piece to learn the flavor inside’ thing, symbolic of you can’t always tell someone’s sexuality by looking. It’s gay pride with mystery Skittles. Nothing about white people.

Also, as cool as black skittles (equally monochromatic but without the white pride implication) could be, a lot of black dyes turn ya poop green, so I can see why the went with white.

not to mention there’s a lot of regulations in regards to dyes in candies

revolutionaryduelist:

oceanboydirk:

i know we joke a lot about dirk on tumblr and what kind of hell blogger he’d be but the real dirk tumblr aesthetic would be sending his friends nice, thoughtful messages but doing it on anon because he’s too anxious to break through his facade and tell them directly that he cares about them 

This is the world’s most in character Dirk post

Still no propper explication on why Greg look like half pink-ish
Anonymous

sunburn. he works out all day at the car wash so he’s bound to get sunburn

steven universe episode 1; steven is sad his favourite ice cream is discontinued

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Steven universe episode 131: lars dies and ascends to god tier

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jennypizzas:
“steven has a lot of explaining to do when he starts resurrecting people
”

jennypizzas:

steven has a lot of explaining to do when he starts resurrecting people

nightmare-pegasi:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

calibrate:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

Please explain

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

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owaiyo:

Welcome to gem theory™