Silver Tongue
sonneillonv:
“ scrungass:
“Y E A H
”
Man, lemme tell you, this transition was a TRIP to watch in realtime.
”

sonneillonv:

scrungass:

Y E A H

Man, lemme tell you, this transition was a TRIP to watch in realtime.

blackmodel:

HOW DO YOU WARP REALITY LIKE THIS

queenofthyme:

plant-bf:

yanno how every january everyone writes the wrong year for a while ?? that’s like how it is when u come out as trans and still misgender or deadname yourself. you’re not faking it, u just gotta get used to the change just like we all do every january.

a wholesome post

lesbiangender:

endcringeculture:

happy new year stop bullying autistic people just for the sole fact of them being autistic

And that means stop mocking people who walk funny, or move stiffly, or talk too loudly or too much, or in an odd tone, or don’t talk at all; people who obsess over undertale and space, people who make “weird” facial expressions or no facial expressions; only eat one food, dress unusually, are socially awkward, extra gullible, way too literal, naive, “childish”, adhere to a strict routine, are very attached to an inanimate object, and a whole bunch of other stuff! Even if you dont know if theyre autistic. The “weird” people you’re making fun of are rarely neurotypical.

chantosakura:

sknjob:

top reasons to get married

  1. Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
  2. love i guess

john mulaney ghostwrote this

anotherdayforchaosfay:

jetpackblued:

My TV screwed up with the show titles like

imagehow can you screw up this bad

imageI dont even know what its suppossed to say

imageTHIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

imageAH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS

imagemy personal favorite

image

what?????

imagelook its my favorite super hero the chicken Spider-Man

imagehow do you even screw up this badly????

imagelike how even

imageorphan black???????

Did Google translate the titles from another language?

tylersticka:
“Bros. 🙂
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tylersticka:

Bros. 🙂

sunang3i:

o-0l0-o:

ufos-and-space:

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

slides nasa $10 so, tell me about the aliens

Slides the aliens $20 so, tell me about NASA

aliens slide nasa $50 so, Shh

NASA(crying): we finally have enough money for rockets

MBMBAM ep 388 - tutant meenage neetle teetles

bassiter:

thank you so, so much to whomever sent that message in so i could hear griffin say these words

traptacular:

thank you anderson cooper 🇭🇹