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aegisaglow:

snakepeople:

the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian

alpha john was probably a saboteur, because that is the sweetest prank of all. he was just good enough never to get caught, in part because he doesn’t have the strilonde urge to stab one’s enemies in the eyes and ride their corpses down a waterfall

every time i see a post about homestuck i’m more and more confused and more scared to try and read it

it’s also good because it works the other way around. daves bro could have been less of an asshole, jades grandpa was a giant fucking dork rather than a super intimidating adventurer, roses mom was actually very sweet and legitimately wanted to bond with her and johns nana was a lot less fucking cryptic

nubs-mgee:

It was an easy mistake to make

linddzz:

linddzz:

linddzz:

There is a big Rich People party happening at the zoo and we have to stay late to smile in front of tanks and talk to said Rich People and on the one hand heck yes Ill take the overtime pay but also like

man i wanna go home

I witnessed a man in a perfectly tailored sleek suit, perfectly coifed silver hair, very shiny cufflinks, the whole deal

and crocs.

And to be honest. Life goals. That’s how you know you’ve made it. When you wear crocs with your suit that cost thousands to a high end social event that was high end enough to buy the zoo for the day. And no one says a damn thing. Good for you sir. You made it.

Just found out that a man who came up to ask what part of the world Green Moray Eels are from, who then chatted about dives and mentioned he’d hate to run into one, who I then told that eels aren’t typically super agressive or territorial unless provoked, and who I had the thought “wow he looks a lot like bill gates” about: was in fact, Bill Goddamn Gates

madmundo:

If this aint the truth

A conversation happened on discord after this

and one thing lead to another

bloodsbane:

okay so i noticed this while watching stuck together again during the special: the engine for aquamarine and topaz’ ship looks PRETTY SIMILAR to the crystal heart in the temple?? which if you’ve been following me for a long time you’ll know i refuse to shut up about

I cant remember if anything else that looks similar to either of these has shown up before, but if not this is the first thing that seems similar, or at least close enough that I’ve noticed. 

A friend suggested that this probably means it’s the power source for all the gem-tech used in the temple (which would explain why the rooms work the way they do). gem tech seems to cover a lot of things, especially teleportation(?) and like, projecting/manipulating or materializing things in rooms. we see this on the ship and on homeworld structures. 

so what I’M wondering is 1) why does the crystal heart seem more significant than just an ‘engine’ or power source? obviously bad shit would go down in the gems’ side of the temple if it was damaged, but it’s also significantly larger than the one found in the ship (larger due to being older? since they’re super behind on gem tech). i mean it’s name is the ‘crystal heart’ while the other thing is just called an ‘engine’, so I’m lead to suspect that even if they serve the same basic purpose, the crystal heart is at least a little different. 

2) how the fuck was the crystal heart created? same as the engine? are these things organic or purely technological? does it make a difference that the crystal heart is being used (and seems to be ‘wired into) an organic environment rather than a purely mechanical/technological one? 

and 3) if it’s like… an engine… all throughout the temple……….. like just Hear Me Out……. what if the temple statue is like a gIANT STONE GOLEM THING THEY CAN DRIVE LIKE A GUNDAM FIGHTER-

ryanphantom:

new original steven universe meme enjoy

chefpyro:

steven universe: continues two major plot threads

also steven universe: introduces half a dozen new characters, opens up 20 new plot threads, poses 50 new questions, ends on a cliffhanger

afallenwolf:

lackadaisycats:

dreamkeeperscomic:

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Wtf is this? I lol

thecybernomicon: