Silver Tongue
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scraps-is-busy:

Take a shitty furry theme’d cartoon from the early 90′s that nobody but you remembers and make an OC with a deep and personal backstory that connects them into the world and characters at large. 

is streetsharks obscure enough?

kikakattioi:
“ kingatticus:
“ jenroses:
“ explainingthejoke:
“ prehistoricsilverfish:
“ whomthegodswoulddestroy:
“ critical-perspective:
“ native-coronan:
“ triss19:
“ This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers...

kikakattioi:

kingatticus:

jenroses:

explainingthejoke:

prehistoricsilverfish:

whomthegodswoulddestroy:

critical-perspective:

native-coronan:

triss19:

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

I know just the man for the job.

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This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

@explainingthejoke ?

The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.

A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.

Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.

So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….

actually…

tilting at windmills.

I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at

This an amazing post

rad-scorpion:

my life isn’t in a very good state right now but at least i can proudly say that i don’t ship gaming youtubers

adurot:
“falseknees:
“It’s a philosophical query
”
No.
”

adurot:

falseknees:

It’s a philosophical query

No.

sabrinacaps:

The start of an era..

onion-souls:

physicalvocalist:

onion-souls:

Comparing anything that blends cringe comedy with absurdity to the Eric Andre Show is the Dark Souls of tiresome, reaching metaphors

Hey onion, do you take constructive criticism on your posts?

This is the Underwood Deviled Ham Spread devil of canned Tumblr discourse

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

Speaking of fuckor, whenever someone talks to me about cosplay, they always mention a vague cosplay where they wore body paint but they won’t really specify what it was , like ALWAYS. And I ALWAYS ask if that body paint was grey, and you can just see the fear in their eyes.

numbersixithink:

 can i get a uhhhhhhhhhh

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forbidden honey

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slORP