Silver Tongue

scraps-is-busy:

silver-tongues-blog:

scraps-is-busy:

I ever tell you guys a story from a few years ago? Somebody came to me with this great idea for an ask blog. But, he had the idea that it’d be interactive, and tons of people would get their art featured. How? Well, when you send in an ask, he sends you a script to draw. Yep! The idea was that people would ask questions, you’d get a script back of your answer, and you’d get featured when you drew his OC answering it. 

I told him it was a bad idea, since it screamed of making people doing your work for them. He said I didn’t understand his genius, and I never heard from him again. And I never heard of a blog like that, so I guess it failed. 

Go figure. 

Is this the guy who demanded you pay him because he told you his idea?

I think that was the guy who wanted me to draw a porn comic of him taking Princess Luna’s virginity. 

heckifiknowcomics:
“Mirror, mirror…
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heckifiknowcomics:

Mirror, mirror…

tikkunolamorgtfo:

justsomeantifas:

touchtheowl:

justsomeantifas:

aroacealiens:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

Rich People spending exorbitant amounts of money on shitty water: 

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The Inevitable:

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silicon valley voice: it’s called survival of the fittest.

Let the rich get dysentery

#lettherichgetdysentery2k18 #reblogifuagree

Bad news everyone:


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IM FUCKING SCREAMING. okay yall, i’m from oregon, and have been to california a bunch and let me tell you Oregon’s tap water tastes A MILLION TIMES better than californias, like I’ve had the tap in LA its fucking awful.

so you know what this just says… it says california the richest state in the USA can’t keep their fucking tap water edible enough for the rich, so the rich instead of improving the infrastructure in california… just take from a state with better water infrastructure than them.. THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS. kill me.

Plot twist!

lancery:

scribblingstoryteller:

lancery:

suave-svav:

lancery:

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the ****’

are you okay

Am I Ever?

how did you reblog this with the old format and bleep my fuck

roguefucker69:

taahko:

“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

Incorrect it’s bc they knew that if Yoda knew he could legally bone he’d destroy every pussy in the galaxy

skarchomp:

In 2018 can yall just like or dislike movies/shows/books/etc like normal human beings and not make it a Thing for once

p-pamda:

One on my top 3 of the troll call for now

villainveins:
“ commission for @jayspants
this was loads of fun :P
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villainveins:

commission for @jayspants 

this was loads of fun :P

softmealbread:

Death and his in-laws