- a character is sent to the moon for 1000 years
- a war is started by a pink pony singing about sharing
- a bird dies on-screen (she gets better)
- a character performs a sonic boom that alters the course of history
- another character causes several alternate timelines just by preventing that sonic boom
- a god of chaos turns a small village into the capital of the world for about an hour
- the ruler of a country turns the worst day of her life into a national holiday
- love turns horrifying, shape-shifting bugs into beautiful, non-shape-shifting bugs
- a character casts a spell on a doll that causes everyone to fight each other over it
- she has done this before
- a dragon and a princess straight-up kill a man
- like, he dead
- he fuckin exploded
- a character enters a portal to an alternate dimension and becomes Alpha Bitch at a high school
- said dimension also houses creatures that feed on hatred and were banished there thousands of years ago
- the most powerful wizard in history would have been even more powerful if he had friends
- Weird Al Yankovic voices a pony
- said pony accidentally ruins the life of the pony who inspired him to throw parties
- three schoolchildren spend five seasons trying to find their purpose in life
- a character survives a cockatrice attack by giving it a stern talking-to
- a character alters reality, fixes it, and becomes a princess, all over the span of 24 hours
- an author writes a series of bestsellers about her own adventures
- the school bully is only as rich as she is because of her main target’s family
- the god of chaos is friends with a stage magician, a beetle, a former tyrant, and a shy girl who likes animals
- a baby is named after the catastrophic event she caused
- a character can predict the future based on how her body acts
The bugs can still shapeshift tho.
Movie Edition:
- cat attempts to sell ponies into slavery. - warship and conquering army mistaken for clowns upon arrival - magic potion acts just like dial-up - colorful pony convinces colorful bird people to quit their unionless jobs and become pirates. - musical number used to hide attempted theft - spunky pirate lady in skimpy clothing jumps out of cake - there are jiggle physics, but not on her. They’re on the really fat one to her left. - dragon fire kills a guy, he doesn’t get up. - villain fucks up the calendar by swapping the sun and moon around a lot. - stoning enemies statistically effective.
shit that actually goes down in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
- a character is sent to the moon for 1000 years
- a war is started by a pink pony singing about sharing
- a bird dies on-screen (she gets better)
- a character performs a sonic boom that alters the course of history
- another character causes several alternate timelines just by preventing that sonic boom
- a god of chaos turns a small village into the capital of the world for about an hour
- the ruler of a country turns the worst day of her life into a national holiday
- love turns horrifying, shape-shifting bugs into beautiful, non-shape-shifting bugs
- a character casts a spell on a doll that causes everyone to fight each other over it
- she has done this before
- a dragon and a princess straight-up kill a man
- like, he dead
- he fuckin exploded
- a character enters a portal to an alternate dimension and becomes Alpha Bitch at a high school
- said dimension also houses creatures that feed on hatred and were banished there thousands of years ago
- the most powerful wizard in history would have been even more powerful if he had friends
- Weird Al Yankovic voices a pony
- said pony accidentally ruins the life of the pony who inspired him to throw parties
- three schoolchildren spend five seasons trying to find their purpose in life
- a character survives a cockatrice attack by giving it a stern talking-to
- a character alters reality, fixes it, and becomes a princess, all over the span of 24 hours
- an author writes a series of bestsellers about her own adventures
- the school bully is only as rich as she is because of her main target’s family
- the god of chaos is friends with a stage magician, a beetle, a former tyrant, and a shy girl who likes animals
- a baby is named after the catastrophic event she caused
- a character can predict the future based on how her body acts
The bugs can still shapeshift tho.
Movie Edition:
- cat attempts to sell ponies into slavery. - warship and conquering army mistaken for clowns upon arrival - magic potion acts just like dial-up - colorful pony convinces colorful bird people to quit their unionless jobs and become pirates. - musical number used to hide attempted theft - spunky pirate lady in skimpy clothing jumps out of cake - there are jiggle physics, but not on her. They’re on the really fat one to her left. - dragon fire kills a guy, he doesn’t get up. - villain fucks up the calendar by swapping the sun and moon around a lot. - stoning enemies statistically effective.
I think my favorite part of the Lord of the Rings film by Peter Jackson is at the beginning of the movie at Bilbo’s birthday party the sheer amount of joy and happiness Gandalf get’s by making fireworks.
Like look at this adorable wizard I strive for this level of happiness
Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
