Silver Tongue
Snape (snail tape)

hugglez4eva:

readingontheroof:

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this is not what I pictured Snape looking like when I read the books

@kilalabunnies

6ixshitttttt:

thatqwaveykid:

ardnale:

gift-enough:

bayareachild:

lagonegirl:

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Black women are so encouraging. This is simply magical!💖 #BlackGirlsMagic 

This was the most amazing I love it

This is warmth to my black heart

Black women are the center of life

If watching this don’t make you feel good sum wrong wit you

Wooooooooow :)

backyardweed:
“:’o)
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itstimetodrew:

That’s rough, Mayonnaise.

tiny-septic-box-sam:

cotton-flurry:

edwardspoonhands:

drowningz:

grapes-of-plath:

epitomeofnerd:

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

Why Dave Wasn’t The Space Player

watahbufala:

retep911:

omnibrotent:

unhelpfulpanda:

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(he shouldnt have been the void player either)

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(being a life player would be just as bad)

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I’ve only seen screenshots of this legendary post

It’s nice to see it for real

the last jedi director’s cut

klapollo:

yoda: train rey you must

luke: i dont know if i can do that. i’m scared i’ll mess up again.

yoda: hmmh. that’s nothin a little music can’t help

yoda: 

yoda: rockin

childish-gamzeno:

sirgudamwav:

mr-mikail:

teal-rose-petals:

june2734:

carlathezombie:

queensoucouyant:

frantzfandom:

convolutednormality:

geniuzoneee:

marvelgifs:

Adapt to this

LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT

I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe

in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense

i was SO tight about this bullshit

Years later and I STILL get so mad about this

they killed the one fucking x-man whose power is literally SURVIVAL. That’s his power. He can DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE! Shaw says “adapt to this??” HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO. 

In addition to the above mentioned things he’s survived, when shot with a gun made to kill ANYTHING WITH A NERVOUS SYSTEM, he turned into a SPONGE, and then back again. 

Once, he touched a goddess of death. And to survive that, HE BECAME A DAMN DEATH GOD HIMSELF. AND YOU’RE TELLING ME HE CAN’T SURVIVE SOME FUCKING KINETIC ENERGY?? BULLSHIT I SAY. BULL FUCKING SHIT. 

This^

This pissed me off so much like fuck this.

You know the worst fucking part!?  

In the next film, Days of Future Past, they make a big deal about the Sentinels killing all the mutants.  They Sentinels are dangerous because they have the ability to adapt to any mutants power and counter it.  They got this ability because their inventor, Boliver Trask used mutant DNA that specialized in adapting to it’s environment.

Now the logical part of your brain would say ‘Oh, he would have gotten that DNA from Darwin, right?’  Nope.  FUCKING MYSTIQUE (played by safe white lady #45713 Jennifer Lawrence)!!!  Because y’know, changing your outward appearance is the same thing as FUCKING ADAPTING TO SHIT THAT CAN KILL YOU ON THE FLY APPARENTLY!?

I’m still mad about this.

@childish-gamzeno it’s still trending lmao

This is my most popular post on tumblr and I AM LIVING 🙌🏾.


Also, I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THE DAYS OF FUTURE PAST LOGIC SOMEONE POINTED OUT! HOW YOU GON GET ADAPTATION FROM MYSTIQUE?!?! MYSTIQUE DOESNT EVENADAPT SHE SHAPESHIFTS HER FORM TO OTHER HUMAN FORMS

naidje:

commandtower-solring-go:

smitethepatriarchy:

therothwoman:

blairellis:

this never gets old

I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.

Gold.

Bolding mine.

Watch the real thing. Its perfectly creepy

This guy also made Night In The Woods

Alright guys, which team are YOU rooting for?

silly-overwatch-stuff:

Team You Know We’re Gonna Win

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Team Everyone Looks Good in Purple

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Team Penne ala Vodka

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Team Creamsicle

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Team Extra Ketchup

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Team John Deer

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Team Best Buy

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Team ‘Murica

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Team I’m Blue da ba dee da ba da

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Team XTREME Mountain Dew

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Team Everyone’s Already Made This Joke

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Or finally…

Team Tide Pods

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