if john mulaney was gay he’d be an almost perfect comedian. in the better timeline john mulaney is gay
the amount of people responding to this surprised he isnt gay only further proves this timeline isnt the right one and god made a big mistake
“I have a girlfriend now, uh, myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave and have walked and talked for 28 years. I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, “You marked that one gay, right?” and it was like, “Oh no! Was I supposed to?” and they were like, “Oh man, well this’ll be a very interesting person. This’ll be a very silly person.”” - John Mulaney, New In Town
how about some red? ;P
(done this mostly for style practice / clothes practice and such and had a terrible ahdache for the whole day, definately not satisfyed with it but hey, the ship tag doesnt have proper content again so decided to upload it aniway)
if this ever happens press shift+delete when it tries to autofill the wrong url
#thanks: the tweet was highly relatable but the comment was life-changing
The world @ Ewan Mcgregor: So about the new Kenobi movie-
Ewan Mcgregor, in full Obi Wan Kenobi makeup with the Obi Wan beard, wearing jedi robes and holding a lightsaber in his hand: I havent heard any news about it but I would love to participate in it if they want me
@sites that openly call me out for using adblock
did I ask
IT Guy here. We (the IT and IT Security experts) continue to find that the more obtrusive a “turn off your ad-blocker” site tends to be, the *more likely it is* for that site to serve ads containing viruses or malware.
A great example of this is, I shit you not, Forbes.com. They refuse to let you see their content with an ad-blocker enabled, yet they do such a profoundly shitty job vetting their ads that their site has *repeatedly* served up Malware to end users. Yet they still demand your ad blocker be turned off or you subscribe to their content to see it.
Look, I get that content owners need to get paid. I think we can all agree on that. The problem is that until and unless ad networks are extensively vetted, and until and unless these site owners agree to compensate users infected with malware from their site for lost time or damages, then an ad blocker is more of a *LEGITIMATE SECURITY TOOL* than some mere banner ad blocker, more along the lines of your anti-virus suite or anti-malware scanner. I’d recommend anyone and everyone at home make use of ad blockers by default, to be honest, to protect yourselves.
So yeah. If a website calls you out on an ad blocker in anything beyond static images in place of ad blocks (like Reddit, Spiceworks, and Nexus Mods), then keep them blocked. More than likely, those cretins have served folks malware before, but they’d rather you unblock their dangerous ad networks instead of fixing the problem in the first place.
i was literally screaming about this last night
like holy shit get rid of your malware and i’ll turn off my adblocker you chucklefucksWebsite condom
A website telling you to turn off ad blocker is like someone insisting they don’t want to use a condom when y'all about to have sex.
