Silver Tongue

mizars-bizarre-world:

wehaveallgotknives:

new theory: all these “rare” super moons we’ve been having? the moon is trying to get closer. she needs to tell us something. everybody be quiet.

Pretty sure there’s a certain Nintendo game that explains why this is a bad thing.

raptorific:
“ By far the best part of Assassin’s Creed III is the fact that you can chase down the founding fathers and just harangue them, just bully those slaveowning nerds and shove them around a bit.
Here we see the guy on the $1 bill kneeling...

raptorific:

By far the best part of Assassin’s Creed III is the fact that you can chase down the founding fathers and just harangue them, just bully those slaveowning nerds and shove them around a bit. 

Here we see the guy on the $1 bill kneeling and crying because a stronger boy pushed him

tinycartridge:

🐸☕️

basementfloor:

the “no, im dirty dan” scene in spongebob was kin drama

seabposting:

radcheet:

pan-pizza:

yesrobertcampbell:

PANDORAS BOX!!!! 2016

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Why does that girl look like….



Oh…

i love how her whole existence is just to make a one time joke about her name XD

(yet you can still see her around the school after her debut, as non speaking cameos)

sollay-b:

I never did a set of those so….. here’s my cue

littleladylulub:

Kankri: …And considering the fact that … (6lah6lah6lah)

Equius, somewhere, holding a tray for some reason: I do not know of a single person who talks as much as he does. Not a single one. Does he come up for air?

Galekh, staring at Kankri, and hearing him not cite his sources: *Places milk down on serving tray Equius is holding.*

Galekh: Hold my Milk.

autumnisfortransbians:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Bitch! I love being comfy!

Fuck yeah I’m in bed right now with a bigass blanket!

beaky-peartree:

come:

on:

and:

slam:

and welcome

to

the

jam

This aged well

anarmadaofuniverses:

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..wait a minute 

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hmmmmm..

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PERFECT