askmissbernadette:

writing-prompt-s:

You live in an alternate world where twins—fraternal and identical—can feel each other’s physical pain. You are an only child with no siblings. One day, suddenly, you feel a burning pain in your chest.

It’s called heartburn, learn to eat slower you hooligans

horrormoviesequel:

i dont get why people make fun of aquaman when there is hal jordan

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hellobeau:

hellobeau:

vriska has kissed every girl in her immediate friend group before she turned 6 sweeps but still insisted it was just coincidence that she ended up kissing them either because of a dare or an elaborate role playing scenario

even tho she was either 1. the one who dared herself to do it or 2. the one who wrote the role playing scenario in the first place

vriskas kissing successes:

aradia- baby roleplaying adventure where they were playing Indiana Jones except Aradia hadn’t seen Indiana jones and vriska convinced her that Indiana and Jones were two separate people who were equally badass and also kissed at the end

nepeta- rping as warrior cats but vriska insisted she was from a tribe that kisses as hello

kanaya- did it on a dare like 2 seconds after meeting kanaya for the first time

terezi- come ON terezi we GOTT8 PR8CTICE KISSING for when we start d8ing someone someday!!

feferi- hey fef i dare you to kiss me / S)(ore why naut!

xcxcxbx:

fleurbot:

Do not let adults steal this generation from you. Relish in selfies. Snapchat pictures of coffee to your friends, huddle around an iphone to watch Vines. Shamelessly love this generations commodities, like how your parents loved THEIR commodities, like disco or Hammer Pants or whatever else. Do not let angry adults take away your chance to experience the uniqueness of right now.

I really love this post

buttersheeps:

“Cutiefly is capable of detecting the aura of living things, such as plants, people, and Pokémon. When a living creature is excited, its aura resembles flower in full bloom. As a result, Cutiefly tends to gather around beings feeling strong emotions.”

farinurlaubofficial:

farinurlaubofficial:

i thought i saw a post in dutch on my dashboard but it turns out it was the name of an invader zim character

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portsherry:

Surprise.

Self-driving cars roam wild! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is the president now! 

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lbsy:
“ primaveren:
“ lbsy:
“Where’s the cat
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this is the original they photoshopped in the cat
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put it back ”

lbsy:

primaveren:

lbsy:

Where’s the cat

this is the original they photoshopped in the cat

put it back