everyone shut the fuck up and listen. i love decadence, i love filth, i love perversion; i love depravity and deviance and hedonism. i love corruption, i love the obscene. i love debauchery, i love all things sordid, i love the thrill of scandal. i love reveling in being a sicko. it brings me closer to god
“Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who’s ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?”
“Wooo!”
*gentle woodwind music*
if i had to be dumped by any type of guy it would be an ‘ENDING EXPLAINED’ type youtuber. the closure would be insane
im sobbing in a chair while he explains the top ten most fucked up easter eggs from our relationship you might have missed
