Silver Tongue

itsalburton:

simonbitdiddle:
thehomebrood:
“Homosexuality is deemed taboo in Goblin and Dragonborn society”
I did something with this

allyssinian:

I have been blessed
[EDIT] I TURNED IT INTO A SHIRT please vote for it if u too would like lesbians on a shirt

cinemove:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

crossroadsdimension:

liamdryden:
someauthorgirl:
xparrot:
The interval between the start and the end of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” is 3 minutes and 30 seconds, and the International Space Station is moving is 7.66 km/s.
This means that if an astronaut on the ISS listens to “I’m Gonna Be”, in the time between the first beat of the song and the final lines …
… they will have traveled just about exactly 1,000 miles.
To be alive, now, in this age.
DAH-DADAH-DAH
@howtotrainyournana

 An ace and her twin sister are at a bar, the sister is ordering drinks and a guy comes up and starts hitting one the ace
Guy: you're pretty, can I buy you a drink or you wanna dance?
Ace sister: I'm asexual so id prefer not to sorry
Guy: so are you a plant or something and preform mitosis?
Ace sister: ya, how'd you think she got here *points at sister*

whosawhatawutchamacallit:

friendly reminder that Satan too hates Trump

littlethingwithfeathers:

May I strive to be like this.

puppyvegeta:

People: you can’t make everything gay
Me:

black-to-the-bones:

I’m celebrating