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jake-richmond:
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nolanthebiggestnerd:

bigmoistkakyoin:

brightbro:

bad-stand-ideas:

A stand that turns your teeth into jellyfish so you can drink piss

The amount of drugs needed to come up with this one must have been fucking staggering.

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Or, you know, it’s actually something that happens.

What

snapbacksteven:

snapbacksteven:

Lars why are you like this

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All of you are valid and correct

pochowek:

pochowek:

pochowek:

dajo42:

whats the verdict on bringing back the concept of having huge fucking folders of specifically categorised reaction images in 2018 so everybody can stop using the same handful of pictures of eric andre and marge simpson for basically every mood

why would you say something so true that you shouldnt say it?

wait no i have a funnier joke

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mutooter:

So how about that new episode?

hexpress:

anz100:

carbonfiberpersonality:

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

iguanamouth:

an UNUSUAL HOARD of chickens for………………………………… my mom !!!!!! wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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jitterbugjive:

lovestruck-derpy:

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seeeriously look at all this improvement

unf unf unf

karoliciousbanberry:

bree-3po:

desbreaux:

I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many “immigrants” get jobs over “Canadians” and they shouldn’t allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes “Hi, immigrant here!” and she goes “Oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you…” And you can so tell they just mean “brown people” or “Asian people” but they pretend it’s about jobs and shit.

That’s the same with my family. We were war immigrants from the soviet union and now live in Germany. Now the syrians are here because they also have war, and people keep asking me why I’m defending them so mercilessly. And when I tell them that my family (that is still alive) has gone through the same bullshit. But they insist that both scenarios are completely different. They’re not different, you’re just racist.

laurenmason2000:

bottomkirk:

terfs are not, and never will be, feminists

The ‘f’ in TERF now officially stands for Fool.