tredlocity:

“She’ll grow into ‘em.”

fartgallery:

im gonna photoshop david karps face onto a pooping dogs body and theres nothing tumblr can do to stop me

mbulteau:

budgie-research:

sleeping

I THOUGHT THESE WERE THE EYES

zeitara-draws:

aishasauce:

aishasauce:

aishasauce:

https://paintschainer.preferred.tech/ here

RIP job

dude

dude

W H A T,,

wonderwomangrad:

Life problems I anticipated as a child:

- quicksand
- ghosts

Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child:

- the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.

krudman:

jointphotographicexportsgroup:

8bitmickey:

LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!

this episode made television history for fastest facial hue change by an adult male comedian

unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

i think the height of western decadence is when rich airheaded kids successfuly use crowdfunding to buy a new car or go on vacation using the same crowdfunding platform that terminally ill children and homeless people use to not die

a shithead kid whos parents are car dealership owners getting $500,000 dollars in gofundme money because he sprained his ankle longboarding while an actual child with leukemia is right on the list under him

walks into the foodstamps office wearing the finest fabrics and furs “yeah i just need to save money on food so i can buy more weed”