Silver Tongue

sir-scandalous:

gennyescsecsemo:

omg wtf life hack

I screamed

tripropellant:

darnni:

tripropellant:

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

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Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

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So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

paper-mario-wiki:
“ spaghettigodreborn:
“ paper-mario-wiki:
“ anyone need a transparent picture of hands and a pepper grind?
here u go i just made it for u
”
A good use
”
fuck nice
”

paper-mario-wiki:

spaghettigodreborn:

paper-mario-wiki:

anyone need a transparent picture of hands and a pepper grind?

here u go i just made it for u

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A good use

fuck nice

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kamorth:

nerdygirlnoodles:

Okay, but seriously on the topic of straight people being so overly concerned about their children being exposed to homosexuality…

As some of you know, I am a makeup artist in a holistic beauty boutique in a very wealthy area of eastern New York. The week before Halloween I was offering simple costume makeup designs for both adults and children. So my last client of the evening was a 15 year old girl who came in to get her makeup done for the Halloween dance at her school. I was enjoying a conversation with both the girl and her mother when suddenly the topic of transgender came up. I got a little nervous because I have a hard time keeping my mouth shut when I hear people speaking negatively about these sorts of topics and as I mentioned, my store is in a very upscale, white, conservative area…

Anyway, the girl starts telling us that her friend prefers to be a boy now. She says it very simply and comfortably and it made me happy to see her talk about it as if it was really no big deal.

Her mother says

“How does she even know what transgender is though? She’s a little young to be making a decision like that. I really think the media is taking things too far with all this gay stuff. I’m not against it or anything, but didn’t you just tell me two boys in your class are dating too?”

The girl said that yes, two boys she knew were dating and another boy she knew was gay also. (And she also corrected the pronouns her mother used for her friend)

“I don’t mind that she knows that homosexuality is,” the mother said. “But I don’t think it should be taught at such a young age. Did you know it’s on Disney channel now?”

It took me a moment to respond, I just kept painting the girl’s face until I could figure out what I wanted to say.

“Well,” I said. “We tend to teach heterosexuality literally from the time a child is born. Most children’s books and movies are even centered around a romance of some kind like a Prince and a Princess for example. There’s rarely a children’s movie that comes out where the main male and female character don’t end up marrying each other in the end. If we don’t have a problem flooding our children’s minds with heterosexuality from the time they are able to sit up and watch a movie on their own, what is so wrong with showing them two boys or two girls being in love? We aren’t showing them sex. We aren’t showing them anything inappropriate. Since when is love inappropriate? If we show them love in all it’s forms (be it gay or straight) from an early age, they will see that it’s all perfectly normal and natural and maybe we can finally put homophobic the past…”

The woman considered this for a second and then said “I just feel like they see it and then they start to think that they might be too.”

“And maybe they are. But isn’t it better for them to know that it’s okay? They aren’t hurting anyone.”

Then the girl said. “No ones going around just thinking they are gay because they know what gay is, mom. I know what a chicken is, that doesn’t mean I’m going to wake up tomorrow and start clucking.”


I loved this kid. I hope she does well in all of her endeavors

I’m not going to wake up tomorrow and start clucking

onion-souls:

animar-smol-of-elephants:

therainbowhero:

Tell us how you really feel

Her saying ‘ye’ makes it seem like she’s speaking with a Scottish accent and now I can’t get it out of my head

Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel aroun an Electrode nice and cosy and then just fucking tel it tae seldestruct and blow yersel up tae fuck

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

gotta. draw. kanayas. tattoos.

her tattoos btw aren’t like porrims–im thinking sleeves tbh? like. almost lace like intricate tats of flowers and cool jadeblood symbolism, definitely a hamsa on the back of her neck. probably some sick thigh art too? idk i think she’s covered with them

What about a series of roses for the sleeve with thorns but the thorns are coloured like troll horns

kawaiite-mage:

spikedbat:

joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation” 

taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top

joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.

taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor

filibusterfrog:
“merry christmas from a special frog!!!!
”

filibusterfrog:

merry christmas from a special frog!!!!