Silver Tongue

smstransformers:

lesbiangender:

endcringeculture:

happy new year stop bullying autistic people just for the sole fact of them being autistic

And that means stop mocking people who walk funny, or move stiffly, or talk too loudly or too much, or in an odd tone, or don’t talk at all; people who obsess over undertale and space, people who make “weird” facial expressions or no facial expressions; only eat one food, dress unusually, are socially awkward, extra gullible, way too literal, naive, “childish”, adhere to a strict routine, are very attached to an inanimate object, and a whole bunch of other stuff! Even if you dont know if theyre autistic. The “weird” people you’re making fun of are rarely neurotypical.

Fucking thank you

poindextersupreme:

she-bear-daddy:

vivaciousvarlot:

femtoxic:

The potato has been genetically modified ever since scientists realized they could fight back blight that caused the Irish potato famine

ALL citrus fruits are GMO hybrids of the pomelo, mandarin, and citron- the only 3 original citrus. 

Most people have no idea what they’re talking about when they say they’re against GMO’s. No idea. 

We need to get around to realizing that genetic modification isnt contamination, or carcinogenic chemicals, or sludge, or evil godless mutations. They aren’t horrifying and they’re grown natural just like everything else. 

“i don’t buy anything with gmos,” said the woman walking her purebred pug

look don’t be against GMOs be against PATENTING GENES and PURPOSELY DESIGNING CROPS TO BE STERILE SO FARMERS HAVE TO KEEP BUYING SEEDS.

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baconandmegz:

atrickstertype:

october31st1981:

amysantiagone:

drarrysinful:

october31st1981:

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

tea

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our party, after just murdering an npc and dumping their body in a lake, is making their way to the next city over to speak with the visiting King. The Queen has tasked us with his return back home before he does anything stupid.

Our low intelligence Dwarf Bard: So who do we have to kill for this mission?

Half Elf Paladin: We need to stay under the radar. So maybe we “ix-nay” on the “urder-may” for the moment.

Bard: Okay, you know I don’t speak Elvish.

superdotstuff:

smol-link1:

I DID IT OMG!!! happy new year!!

I CANT BREATHE

cute-n-lazy-femme:

shennanigoats:

sunspotpony:

ranma-official:

omgweatherunderground:

steelplatedhearts:

sourcefieldmix:

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

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Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

Monopolygamy.

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

You could make a whole polyarmory

thesassyblacknerd:

justiceleaque:

fair enough

I bought this issue for that bit.

rox-art:
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY @fuckstucksprites ILU SO MUCH HECK!!
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rox-art:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @fuckstucksprites ILU SO MUCH HECK!!

dragonwitch21:

amuseoffyre:

dreadlord-mr-son:

trainsinanime:

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”

“I wanted to go to art school, but no! You had to kill my sister and make me enact her 37 step plan on what to do in case she was murdered!”