reverseracism:

Tryna be slick

enjambament:

phasered:

my favorite thing about au fanfiction the sheer range of it. how like sometimes the tag is like “alternate universe- they’re werewolf space pirates in charge of stopping their planet from being blown up by ancient immortal aliens from another realm” and sometimes it’s “alternate universe- chefs”

and sometimes it’s ‘alternate universe- everything is identical except that scene in season 18 episode 21 went very slightly differently’ 

AU where worst character straight up does not exist

salmonandsoup:

haircutwizard:

cosmic-aria:

max-vandenburg:

dont-offend-the-bees:

the-sixth-month:

dankestmemestealer:

Damn, save some for the rest of us

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

unstoppable force vs immovable object

starcrossed lovers

a challenger approaches:

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

fighter, wizard, bard

potoobrigham:

I dunno, probably sounded cooler in his head at the time.

millennial-review:

I worked for Paulette Jordan for a few months. She’s genuinely a once in a generation sort of leader that could transform Idaho politics and the state as a whole. If you or someone you know is form Idaho, think about getting involved in her campaign, and if you’re not from Idaho, think about looking her up and giving her a few dollars. It goes a long way in a small state and she’s the type of person who could go a long way with some support. 

saltandpupper:

“You draw ears too low”

“you draw eyes too big”

“you draw mouths unrealistic”

“you can’t see eyebrows through hair”

“hair doesn’t look like that”

“you should draw bodies more realistic”

exigetspersonal:

materassassino:

galviron:

this…is advanced brittish….

*weeping* finally… a reason to be proud of this damn country

AND IT’S A CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVE, TOO. BEAUTIFUL.

first-class-fox:

@memespacenine

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF