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cassandraooc:

lemonadesuicide:

cassandraooc:

2018 is the year you should read Homestuck.

no

But why No?

If you don’t like reading on a screen, there’s

If you don’t like the fandom, consider the fact that things tend to become popular and generate large fandoms because something about them is good! Harry Potter, The Original Star Wars trilogy, Game of Thrones, Portal… all aren’t to the tastes of everyone but they are generally accepted to outstanding examples of their respective mediums, which can be used to showcase how to do certain things right. Homestuck is the same way.

If you don’t know if it’s your thing, it’s worth checking out if you like:

  •  Strong well-written characters and possibly the best example of character voice I’ve ever seen
  •  well done time travel
  •  stories with an excellent balance of seriousness and humor
  • good world building and lore
  • an interesting story that manages to be complex and yet easy to read
  • an inclusive cast
  • a story where the lesbians get married instead of dying at the end
  • video games
  • the internet
  • stories that make you think in an enjoyable way
  • fourth wall breaking (that somehow manages not to actually disrupt the story)
  • have I mentioned the characters? Because they’re really good

Reasons not to

  • you don’t like any of the above things
  • You just can’t stand anything that’s not non-fiction as a personal preference

You also may be annoyed at hearing it recommended a lot and think it’s worth denying yourself an amazing experience just to stick it to the people who can’t shut up about it (ironically giving them power over what you experience and why.) If so, it’s your choice, but I personally don’t find it the best way of experiencing things!

Lastly, the beginning can be weird/confusing and seem like it’s not for you. It sort of jumps into things, and you may think “I don’t like this, this is clearly something that was designed for reader submissions and I won’t get much out of it reading it after the submissions were already chosen.” I can guess these thoughts, because they were mine, and why it took me so many years to read it. Let me just say its a lot more than it appears, and those factors disappear by the end. Think of it as a conversation going on that adds another level to things. 

Did I miss any reasons? Are those reasons not enough?

If so, please let me know.

If not, go read Homestuck, and you’re welcome.

adifags:

not getting kissed on NYE is gay culture

i thought this meant bill nye, not new years eve

hollowedskin:

athelind:

mievzar-photo:

8/2/15 - New camera practice at the zoo.

OWL FACES DO NOT WORK LIKE EVERYONE THINKS THEY WORK

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therebloggening:

the-memeblades-chosen-one:

so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas

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it has all my favorite KH characters!

such as

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Sora


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Maybe-Possibly-Cloud


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This Guy


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My Neighbor Totoro


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Unfortunate Kairi


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This Other Guy


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Mansex


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Soraruto(¿?¿)


And of course my most favorite


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HECKIN’

GOSH DAMN

V E G E T A

At the rate Disney is buying up properties, Vegeta in Kingdom Hearts doesn’t seem all that far fetched.

skylark-interabang:

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TODAY’S THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO IN EXISTENCE

m7angela:

I introduce you the powerful state alchemist edward elric and his unsuccessful attempt to dramatically whip off his coat bc of the freakin wind blowing from a wrong direction, ed u loser

inspired by this text post !

sarcasticandephemeral:

gay-jesus-probably:

solongstarbird:

akamine-chan:

phantomofthebookstore:

dragonastra:

jasperzilla:

moose-shampoo:

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones

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the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.

But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.

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How could you forget this one though

I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.

So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.

Art world is not thrilled with that.

Enter Stuart Semple.

Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.

Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.

Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”

Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.

Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.

He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.

Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.

So I think we can guess who got the better deal.

And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.

…But not quite.

Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.

No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.

The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.

Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.

So that’s been the art world for the last two years.

Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

You can buy them here

can we paint the bean in phaze?