Silver Tongue

thesymbolofpeace:

everything started going to shit when it hit 2010 and we could No longer acquire these bad boys

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kyleehenke:

intimidating 2018 into submission before it even fucking starts

mako-symptoms:
“ I always have to start the New Years with this picture.
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mako-symptoms:

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

2018 is the year we revive cereal guy

sn0wbro:

sn0wbro:

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it begins

caninemutual:

you all discuss the forbidden snacks, but what about the…

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FORBIDDEN PLAYGROUND

plaidandredlipstick:

hussyknee:

I love how they left out the part about them giving out the lesbian couple’s personal information to send them death threats, running them out of their home, and encouraging other fundies to petition to have their children taken away. **examines fingernails**

Also the fact that they raised half million dollars from other raging homophobes to fund this bigotry. I hope the dickholes lose the shirts off their backs and have to live out of a van. But that’s too much to hope for.

I just wanna add that the lesbian couple were getting married because their mutual friend had just died of cancer and they were adopting her two daughters… and that the death threats were so bad that they had to quit their jobs and move. it’s never just about a cake. it’s about the precedent you set when you allow ppl to discriminate. it’s about all the disgusting bigots that crawl out of the woodwork when they feel like they have the right to hate.

existentialterror:

voidbat:

dolphinsjukebox:

Every Wednesday I walk a river walk trail from my work to rowing, and there’s this sculpture on the trail:

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Pokemon Go affectionately refers to it as “The Hollow Man”, and it’s kind of cool on it’s own. Except, when I normally walk the trail, it’s after work, at night:

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This thing is SEVEN FEET TALL and the actual title of the sculpture is “The Unkillable Human.”

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IT’S TERRIFYING.

it became so beautiful to me after learning the actual name of it.

“This would be deleted off the SCP wiki in a day for being too cliche” is my favorite kind of real thing.

femmeforeverafter:
“ negativeonetwelfth:
“ foxghost:
“ *squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers
”
if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor
”
I storm into the battle...

femmeforeverafter:

negativeonetwelfth:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor

I storm into the battle field

Constitution: raised
Health: regenerated
Dick: out