giraffepoliceforce:

arbitrarycodeexecution:

yes yes, i, too, love tumblr’s favorite actors. misha collins, david tennant, and *looks at smudged ink on hand* benedict cumberbatch

We’ve turned mispronouncing Bidet Cankersore’s name into a popular enough joke that merely saying his name correctly is now a legitimately funny punchline.

We’ve delved too deep into this joke.

There’s no escape.

Tell my children I love them.

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM (me): “You all arrive at a run down tavern in a swamp. The surrounding water is brackish and foul smelling-”

Our Tiefling Ranger: “I DRINK THE SWAMPWATER.”

DM: “…Okay, Roll a Constitution saving throw.”

Ranger: *rolls a 17*

DM: “You…somehow manage to keep it down.”

kitanoko:

When your hotheaded explosive porcupine friend decides to fail the exam again by literally kicking a bunch of primary kids’ asses and you convince yourself that you don’t care

but you really do.

anyoneiknow:

anyoneiknow:

do y’all notice that some tumblrs are like ,, friend groups?? like when you think of Person A you associate then with Person B, Person C and Person D??? Like whether they just interact w each other a lot or you just happen to connect them to one another ?????

send me an ask telling what tumblrs are in my “”group”” fjdfjjsjfjsjdnfjf

yewberryeater:

she plays folk punk (-:

houshou:

theheartroad:

ldeefixe:

heyyy so. i went into this movie expecting a really cute fishy romance, which it. almost was. but i had no idea there was gonna be extremely graphic, gratuitous violence, a hell of a lot of nudity and sex scenes (one dude literally fucks his wife on screen which was a lot), and a cat gets eaten on screen.

the cat thing was the most upsetting, the rest was just either really awkward or unsettling. but, yeah. i had no idea about any of that, and was kind of unnerved coming out of the film.

please be careful if you plan on seeing this movie. it’s not a bad movie, but i’ll admit i was really put off.

Yeah seriously! It was really really good, but I had a panic attack after the film because it was so stressful, and an employee had to literally hold my hand and lead me out of the theatre step by step, because I had such a bad shutdown …

hey yall ever heard of

rhaenys-martell-targaryen:

anthropolos:

It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it

#it haunts me that theater kids think they’re just celebrities that haven’t made it

nbtomomo:

genderviscera:

filenames:

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The mental shift between realising this is animated.

there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is

- the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide
- the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame
-the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera
- the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible