some boys play their viddy games
There was a bit of fufflery when EQG showed up but the incidents that made people really lose their shit were the Alitwi event and the Derpypocalypse
Dear lord, I remember that last one every time anybody mentions Derpy. It’s just a name! Dear Goodness! Derpy had so many blogs dedicated to her. It was insane.
Death by nothing
Player: So, we havent had any fights in a while.
DM: Yap.Player: Some 6 sessions.
DM: Yap.
Player: Well, it IS D&D, aren’t we supposed to fight monsters? I mean, I like the role-playing but there is a combat element.
DM: Oh, I would love to throw in a bunch of random encounters, it’s a lot easier for me then to prepare long role-play sessions.
Player: So, why won’t you?
DM: Realy?
Player: What?
DM: Over the past 6 sessions, we went through 4 character deaths, one exploded village, a rhino on the rampage, a burned down market, and you guys managed to accidentally burn and eat your flying mounts. All without me having anything to do with it. I’m scared I’ll kill the party by setting you guys up against a rat.
walt disney is a coward for inventing the underground system of tunnels for employees below disneyland because he saw a cowboy run through a futuristic set to get to his theme ride. a real creative type would’ve invented overwatch right there and then
doctor: so are u on any birth control
me: kind of? i guess? idk a witch put a hex on me that made my womb barren after an internet argument, but i'm not sure how effective it is
