Silver Tongue
Beep beep im a mareep.
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MEEP MEEP!!!

captainsnoop:

its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a five dollar credit? ANY time that one of your packages is late? because I sure as fuck didn’t! I never thought to complain! an amazon employee could come in my house and beat me with a hammer and i’d just sit there and be like “its ok, it’s like this sometimes, i understand. the holidays can be stressful. i get it.” 

alrightinthebayou:

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

extratiredandexcessivelypersonal:

Having a fursona is mandatory in 2018

extratiredandexcessivelypersonal:

Having a fursona is mandatory in 2018

scraps-is-busy:

The ultimate tragedy is that the MLP movie came out after Tumblrpon was dead and buried.

royst148:
“We exist for a mere blink of an eye in astronomical terms.
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royst148:

We exist for a mere blink of an eye in astronomical terms.

finnpresidentwolfnard:
“Please god please god please god please god let me reblog this ad
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finnpresidentwolfnard:

Please god please god please god please god let me reblog this ad