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slavetomyheadcanon:

frostyknickers:

prettybluescarf:

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

jumpingjacktrash:

buns-of-men:

man-of-mann:

I can honestly say these gentlemen are enjoying fighting far too much for their own good.

Edited to add this from the reblogs:

#while you were studying the blade i was lost in your eyes

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

universequartz:

heres some of my favorite ken m posts (click through to read em)

garagehymns:

I swore that I was glancing in a mirror
when in the language that I taught him,
oh God, he began to speak

AJJ - Small Red Boy

terminalsigma:

Sometimes I like to imagine what kinds of weird youth subcultures existed in the Byzantine empire

phoneus:

chloeniccole:

phoneus:

phoneus:

phoneus:

When. Will. You. PEOPLe. Realize.

People = sheep

I hate to be the barer of bad news but people = sheep until they realize.

you know what would be funny - hear me out - if you combined the words sheep and people -

peep

maxofs2d:

The way rich people experience the world is really wild

imagine being so detatched from the rest of the world that finding out that making sanwiches is cheaper than buying pre made sandwiches is a revelation to you.